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-Olive, Giggling Livie

Sunday, July 27, 2008

The Instant Potatoe Prank

this is an instant prank (get it? that wuz a bad pun! ^_^):
To do this prank, u'll need several servings of those 'instant' potatoes, like those u put in the microwave. U'll also need an unfortunate neighbor or friend 2 b ur victim and a maniacal sense of humor! It's pretty straight-forward, go ovr 2 a friend/neighbors house at late evening and sprinkle the 'instant' potatoes on their lawn, in certain formations.
We recommend putting the 'instant' potatoes in any of the following formations so that they can spell out:

"Harry Potter wuz here!"
"Nanananananana- Batman!"
"Use the force, Luke, use the force..."
"The best time to wear a striped sweater..."
"MUAHAHAHA!"
":) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)"

In the morning, the dew will cause the potatoes 2 activate so ur friend/neighbor will wake up 2 c those puffed up messages in the morning!

Spongebob Sings! (Nobody Saw That Coming...)

Spongebob sings! Wow, who would hav thought?! Anyway, i am going 2 giv a tribute 2 Spongebob b4 i hav 2 leav 4 camp, so listen up!

Spongebob Sings: The F.U.N. Song! This song symbolizes the fake friendship btwn Spongebob- an optomistic idiot- and Plankton -a evil midgit- when Spongebob pities Plankton aftr his many failed attempts 2 recieve the "Krabby Patty Formula!" "It's obnoxious!" my friend Saffy explains 2 us aftr i tried singing The F.U.N. Song 2 her. Well, she does hav a point u know- it IS obnoxious. O well. C below 3 three different verses 2 The F.U.N. Song.

"F stands 4 friends who do stuff 2gether, U stands 4 u and me! N is for anytime and anywhere at all- down here in the deep blue sea!"

"F stands 4 fire that burns down the whole town, U stands for uranium....BOMBS! N is for no survivors...!"

"F is 4 frolic in all the flowers, U is ukulele! N is for nose picking, chewing gum, sand licking- down here w/ my best buddy!"

Spongebob Sings: Striped Sweater! This hit (or not so hit) single revolutionized songs everywhere (or at least in my classroom). This terrible song wuz a dream blockbuster 2 fellow 6th (now 7th) graders in my S.S. class and, of course, they just HAD 2 break out in song! Pleez acknowledge the lyrics 2 Spongebob's 'Striped Sweater'.

"The best time 2 wear a striped sweater...is all the time! The 1 w/ the striped turtleneck...that's the kind!"

Then of course, in the newer episodes, Spongebob sang lots of other songs 2, these a little more choreographed (but none the less stupid). Unfortunetly (or fortunetly 2 u) i will not b sharing any of these other songs as my brain is already throbbing from 'striped sweater'. The point is, Spongebob haz been called many things. By Darkheart he has been called "stupid" and by Bramble Juniper he has been called "awesome", but 1 thing is certain...Spongebob can't sing! But he can make carrides pass by a lot more quickly, and givs u a headache in, like, nothing- flat!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

YouSpace

Well, the title says it all. This is YouSpace. ...>ahem<, your space. some ppl r slow. :-/

srry. anyway, this is your space. If u hav any requests, no matter how stupid or pointless, u can ask me to put them on my blog here, under this post. If u would like to advertise any of ur blogs/websites, then u can do so here. If u want to blab on about ur favorite book, what u just had for dinner, how ur brothers r annoying, WHATEVER, u can do so here. Quite frankly, this is your space. YouSpace. Made the connection yet?

U can pretty much do whatever u like. I mean, this post wuz specifically made 4 requests that u can ask of me, but whatever- do what u want.

My Daemon Themius


U c that fox right there? His name is Themius, and he's my fox daemon. A daemon is basically the soul of a person from a parallel dimension- Lyra's dimension, the Golden Compass Dimension. In Lyra's world, the soul of a person roams free, outside of the body in which it belongs to. So, if Themius is my soul- he's me! I'm a fox! How cool is that?!


Now that i've gotten that out of my system, i can show u how 2 get 1. Go 2 http://www.goldencompassmovie.com/, then click on "DAEMONS" and then "MEET YOUR DAEMON". Finally, u can answer everything and- TADAH! Daemon!
I don't know a lot about The Golden Compass movie or book at all. 1/2 of the ppl i asked said that it was great, while the other half said the opposite. Me, neutral, don't know myself. I only saw about 1/4 of the movie and read about 1/30 of the book. So don't ask me any questions about it.

*Commonly Asked Question* If u don't know much (or anything) about The Golden Compass, then y did u put up your daemon?
*My Answer* Cuz it looks cool! ^_^ Foxz rule!

Friday, July 25, 2008

The Ukulele

The ukulele must b the most lonely of all instruments. i personally like it, but after the Fairly Odd-Parent's episode, "Fairy Idol" many opinions were swayed. The banjo, relative of the ukulele, wuz taunted and dissed over and over and over again. "Nobody likes the banjo!" shouts out Chester, BFF of Timmy Turner- main character on the show. Chester is known for being a bit of a hillbillie, so i didn't think that many ppl would c the banjo in a whole new light bcuz of this 1 episode. I wuz wrong.
So, if u think that the banjo is a lame instrument, then i would like u 2 watch a video on YouTube. It's at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1RXfiRPE74&feature=related by soon-to-b-singing-sensation Clara Belle. She did a few others, but i just randomly selected this one.

My Ratings (out of 5 starz):

Music: 3 3/4 starz
Lyrics: 3 starz
Voice: 5 starz!!!!
Instrument-Ability: 3 1/2 starz.

She haz an amazing voice, like slick butter! Try her out! I mean, she's not my favorite singer, but it's good enough 4 me wanting 2 share it! Even though she played w/ the ukulele rather than the banjo, she makes up 4 it. They're close cousins after all!

Random Debate (Post Your Answer!)

"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?" –http//:www.coolfunnyquotes.com/

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Astrological Signs in the Zodiac

i think the astrological signs in the zodiac r pretty neat, and it's kinda scary how accurate some of the things predicted can b! If u don't know what sign in the zodiac u r, then i recommend going 2 http://www.astrology-online.com/persn.htm. i, personally, am a libra which is uplifting and crushing at the same time. On the up side, many modern astrologers say it's the most desirable of all the zodiac types! Then again, i just can't get over the fact that i am an inanimate object! :(
So anyway i found this little booklet at the supermarket called "Libra", (not a very original title, but) i found it very interesting. What wuz scary wuz how accurate some of the things it said about me were! True, there were a few Libra facts that didn't fit me perfectly, but i could still relate to it in the end!
Some of the things i could really, really relate to were these quotes exerted from the book "Libra" i wuz talking about. I think it kindof defines me:

"Libras have a somewhat conflicted relationship with money. You love spending it, but you don't like to talk about it. Libras of all types will not haggle over money. And you believe that it is the height of tackiness to talk to others about how much you make or how much you spend."

"You are extremely broad-minded, so it is not necessary for your friends to share your ideas or even your values. In fact, you appreciate a good debate, which means that plenty of your pals probably disagree with your views."

"...indicating that you love intellectual and analytical pursuits. You have a knack for writing and probably like to write stories, poems, or plays in your free time."

"You don't ask a lot of your friends, but the one thing you do expect is loyalty. If you believe a friend is talking behind your back...you are likely to end the relationship."

I wuz stunned about how much ever single word in the book related to me. True, it said i wuz supposed to like crossword puzzels though i can't really stand sitting down and doing one, and it also said i liked to do very graceful sports or activities when i don't think that's right. Apart from those tiny details, i wuz greatly impressed. i used to think psychics were psychos, but now i don't know...hm, after all this book was written by psychos, sorry- i meant, psychics.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

WORST HAIRCUT EVR!


WORST HAIRCUT EVR!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Darth Vadar Tribute




Darth Vadar is a pretty cool villain if u think about it. I mean, the red lightsaber and even that weird trade-mark breathing is so awesome! And, i don't think he's like any other villain out there! Villain wise- Darth Vadar is 1 of my fav.
Person wise though, Darth Vadar needs to scrape up his reputation a bit (or a lot!) The way i c it, it feels as if some1 took Darth Vadar's heart, mashed it into bits, had a fat guy sit on it for hours and then throw it down a well. But bsides Darth Vadar's flaws he is still very cool. I mean, he turned good in the end- did he not?
So, when i found these cool Darth Vadar pictures i went spazztic. Especially when 1 of my fav. books showed up in 1 of them- Harry Potter 7. I really hope u like them, even if u haven't seen Star Wars. b sure 2 post any comments or questions about this post especially if u hav any more Star Wars juice or hav found any more funny Star Wars/Darth Vadar pics!

TOTALLY RANDOM OPEN RESPONSE QUESTION

What's black and white and red all over? Post your answer here on this blog.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Hot Camping Tip!

Hot Camping Tip! If ur going camping then NVR EVR EVR bring *shudder* SPAM*!

...

then again, u shouldn't really bring spam anywhere....**

*(The definition of spam, 2 those who do not know, is artificial meat.)
** (Spam is really disgusting.) X.X

Bad Conversation Starterz

Remember that time u were at a party and u didn't know any1 there? Or mayb ur the new kid at school or perhaps ur on vacation in a strange place? Whatever. I'm sure all of u must hav had this situation b4, or 1s similar to it- a situation where u don't know any of the ppl there and u want 2 start a conversation w/ them. Now, i don't want 2 lecture u all about good wayz 2 start a conversation w/ some1 u don't know, bcuz that would b LAME and BORING. so, instead, i am going 2 list 10 of the wayz u DON'T want 2 start a conversation w/ some1.

1) Is that a huge wart on ur nose?
2) Okay, so b sure 2 giv me ALL of the digits in ur social security number...
3) wonderful weather we're having.
4) Your shirt...? Did u steal our doormat?!
5) I GET DA LIMO OUT FRONT! WOOOAA-OOH! EVERY STYLE EVERY SHOE EVERY...
6) i hate u.
7) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
8) Catch me!
9) Is it true that u were raised by chimps?
10) E EQUALS M C SQUARE!

so NEVR say any of those things 2 some1 when u first meet them...then again u really shouldn't say that 2 any1 no mattr what...well, except 4 number 7. becuase sometimes number 7 is just so necessary (just don't b surprised if the person thinks ur a freak! ;) )
***If u hav an even WORSE conversation starter then b sure 2 comment and if u disagree w/ any of them then don't b shy 2 open up!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Comebackz Made Easy- One Morally Good Story

"A young man at a construction site always bragged that he was stronger than everyone else there. He especially made fun of one of the older workers. After a while, the older worker had had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?' he said. 'I'll bet a week's pay that i can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back.'
'You're on,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see what you got.'
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said with a smile, 'All right. Get in.'" -Jokelopedia (Ilana Weitzman, Eva Blank, Alison Benjamin, and Rosanne Green)

Though that was found in Jokelopedia, i honestly didn't find that very funny. At all. Still, i thought that it had a good moral- and a good comback- that i (and maybe u) can use ltr in life. W/e.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Got Serious Nerve?

Got serious nerve? Run around Boston w/ a 'Yankees Rule! Red Sox Stink!" T-Shirt and hope u liv 2 tell the tale on this blog. ^_^

*I cannot b held responsible 4 any physical pain u suffer from choosing to do the very stupid decision told above.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Homer Simpson's Quote



"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. " -Homer Simpson


I thought this wuz a very good quote- not bcuz it's true or right (bcuz it's not)- but because it makes u think. 'hm...i don't want 2 b like Homer Simpson, so therefore i will not follow his advice.' bcuz, really, do u want2 b like Homer Simpson? if ur honest answer is 'yes' then i will not try 2 make u think otherwise, but ask only that u inspect the picture of Homer's brain. (okay, i lied. i did try 2 make u think otherwise).

Pebbles Takeover!



This section of the blog will b entirely about my BFF- Pebbles (a.k.a. Runningbrook)! here is her answer-by-answer interview where she lets her opinion shine!

Coco: If u could visit anywhere in the world, where would u go?
Pebbles: Australia. The Gold Coast of Australia.
Coco: If u could only eat 1 food 4 the rest of ur life, what would it b?
Pebbles: mmm...tough 1...it's like mashed potatoes with something wrapped inside it like meat or cheese. It's like a ravioli.
Coco:If u could hav any type of magical power, what would it b?
Pebbles: to b able 2 turn into a mermaid at will. I hav a couple other but....
Coco: If u could hav anything, anything at all- what would it b?
Pebbles: a pony. a horse. a black horse.
Coco: What do u like 2 do in ur free time?
Pebbles: Swim. And read. And play w/ my sisters. And draw.
Coco: If u could b an animal, what would u b?
Pebbles: a horse or an eagle.
Coco: Name 1 word that overall describes u.
Pebbles: I don't know...athletic or something...i don't know....
Coco: What r ur pet peeves?
Pebbles: having someone ask me the SAME THING everyday. Not being able 2 buy books. Being grounded from all electronics and reading.

Awesome, huh? Well, that's a PEBBLES TAKEOVER. We might put another 1 like that up there...maybe...maybe not...either way- it'll b good 2 return and check. PLEEZ COMMENT! If u think this is really cool and would like 2 make ur own, then email me w/ everything u'd like 2 put in2 ur 'takeover'. u could bring up pics., videos, info about self (no personal info though- no phone #s, no email addresses- nothing. just about u as a person.), jokes, puzzels, WHATEVR!

o, and note the pretty horse picture posted up there 4 Pebbles.

RANDOM IMAGE ALERT!


RANDOM IMAGE ALERT!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Nasty Quote

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." -http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/

the first thought that crossed my head after i read that wuz "gross!"
the second 1 wuz "hm...maybe that's true."
the third 1 wuz "nah, who am i kidding? if i told my friend that being with them is like peeing on myself, they'll take it as a diss and i'll nvr c them again."
the fourth "who comes up w/ these kindof quotes anyway?"

Monday, July 7, 2008

Awkward Dance Game

this is a random announcement that i thought would b kinda fun. this is a game u can play whenevr ur w/ a big group of friends (or mayb they're not friends- whatever) and ur all bored. It's called...well actually it doesn't really HAVE a name so we'll just call it 'AWKWARD DANCE GAME". now, i'm not particularily a fan of dance, but this is still such a fun game 2 play if u feel like goofing off, laffing hard, showing-off, pointing at someone and yelling "HAHA!", or r ready 2 wipe the floor w/ some friendly (hopefully friendly anyway) competition. there r many alternatives 2 this game so feel free 2 change it a little 2 ur liking.

HOW TA PLAY:

1) pick a caller (in this case we'll just pretend it's u)
2) pick 1 of ur friends or ppl and hav them step 4ward.
3) imagine an awkward situation or a strange occurence.
4) pick a song and turn it on. (if u don't hav a CD player or anything w/ u then ask the audience 2 sing it, or just skip this.)
5) ask the person u picked on 2 come up w/ a dance based on the awkward situation u came up w/. 4 example-- say u picked "a baboon on a rollercoaster". The picked person would try to imitate a baboon on a rollercoaster while keeping beat w/ the music that's playing and maybe trying 2 prevent herself/himself from looking like an idiot (that would b tricky).
6) laff
7) ask audience 2 rate the dancer out of 5 stars based on how funny it was, how creative/original it was, and the appeal of it (meaning- would u do this dance they made up at the next school dance?)
8) do it ovr w/ different ppl, and different awkward situations. c who gets the best rating!(o and don't 4get 2 change the caller now and again)

another 1 is the "AWKWARD SINGING GAME", it's basically the same thing except they hav 2 SING the awkward situation by putting it in2 a song. u can even hav it so that the audience has 2 guess what the situation is, making it kindof like sharades except w/ music. we recommend any of the following topics 4 the awkward situations but try 2 make up ur own:

1) there's a fire, but the fire extinguisher has run out.
2) godzilla is attacking the city
3) your on an airplane that seems 2 enjoy doing a lot of nosedives.
4) you're the bull in the rodeo
5) it's raining gummy worms
6) a reenactment of the REVOLUTIONARY WAR
7) you're a chipmunk on a motorcycle

don't 4get 2 leav lots of comments if u think of a bttr topic, u hav a question, or u hav an even bttr game. ;)

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Where the Hell is Matt?

I liked this video a lot and i think u would 2 if u gav it a chance. It's called "Where the Hell is Matt? (2008)" and u can find it at http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/ and on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY). i thought this video wuz super cool. It's basically about this dude who dances. Everywhere. Seriously. He did a bunch of similar videos b4 this, but personally i like this 1 the best. it's all at http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/ so GO THERE! it's really cool!

Courtesy of my dad, 4 showing me this video and of Stride Gum- who made everything possible 4 Matt. And 2 Matt, who started the whole dancing craze. Matt- if ur reading this- keep rockin' on!

Friday, July 4, 2008

Applez 2 Applez: The Great Debate

Yeah, so i wuz playing "Apples 2 Apples" w/ both my younger peep brothers and my mum which turned out to be chaotic. im assuming all of u know the rules of how to play original Apples to Apples. if not, then look it up cuz im 2 lazy 2 list the rulez. :P
when i wuz judge, every1 wuz getting rather bored so they started slapping down random cards...either that or they had run out of good 1s. The topic wuz "Evil" and i hope u sympathize me of the incredibly hard choice i had to make.

One option i could pick wuz: "Jellybeans"
Another option that someone submitted wuz: "Helen Keller"
Next: "Chicken".
Finally: "Jennifer Lopez".

Now ur job is pretty simple. Answer this: What one of those four options (Jellybeans, Helen Keller, Chicken, and Jennifer Lopez) do u think best fits the description "evil" and y?
Then once every1 gets a chance 2 tally in all their things, we'll c who won. I'll also include what my real answer that i picked 4 Apples To Apples wuz. In addition, i'll add what cards belonged 2 whom (not that u'll care, but...) PLEEZ COMMENT!

Random Music Announcement


okay, i wuz sitting here bored when all of a sudden this song came up. i had heard this song many times b4, but 4 some reason, this song struck me closer this time then it did b4. it's kinda sad, kinda not. its a mixed feelings song. the first time i evr heard this song i wuz a little puzzeled on what happened, but it bcomes clearer after u hear it a few times. the song is "How To Save A Life" by The Fray. try listening 4 it on the radio. i s'pose u can go on YouTube 2 look 4 it, but try 2 listen to the song rather then concentrating on the image.

it kinda reminded me of lots of things:

HARRY POTTER 5 (the book): it reminded me of Harry Potter 5 (the book) because i thought of how Harry must hav felt after Cedric's death especially when Cho keeps popping up making things complicated and hard.

WARRIOR(CAT)S- MOONRISE: i thought of how Crowfeather would hav felt after Feathertail died.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Reasonz Y July Rulez

1) SUMMER!
2) No school (ties in w/ #1)
3) National Salad Week is in July (not that any1 cares, but...)
4) World Jump Day is in July!
5) PEANUTS ROCK!
6) J.K. Rowling's Birthday is in July!
7) July rhymes w/ pie!
8) ...and fly
9) u can do all sorts of fun stuff in July! Like swimming,
10) playing soccer (or other sports),
11) shopping,
12) going 2 da beach,
13) carnivals and circuses,
14) doing absolutely NOTHING, and sipping ice-cold lemonade! ^_^ ahhhh...
15) National Ice Cream Day is in July! :D Ice cream ROCKZ sooo hard man!
16) July's flower is the water-lily
17) It's gem is the ruby
18) and last, but sooo totally not least- THE FOURTH OF JULY! Yay fireworkz! Yay fatty foodz!

July is also "National Nude Recreation Week" (yuck!) and "Spam Festival Week" (twitch), but don't hold that against it! Instead focus on the 18 (ignoring #5) good reasons y July RULEZ! I'll try 2 keep u posted on most of the more important July National Day'z so b sure to check www.cocojuniper.blogspot.com often! O, and leave some comments if u find any more reasons y July RULEZ! Enjoy July! ^_^

International "I Forgot Day"

What is "I Forgot Day?" It's a wonderful day 2 celebrate and make up 4 any forgetfulness u hav gone through this year! And it's 2day- July 2nd!

"I Forgot Day" has been elected 'good' and 'bad' in many different places. If u r having a bad day on "I Forgot Day" then it's just as well- bcuz u can forget about it mercilessly! It's also a day 2 make up 4 any unfortunate accidents according on ur forgetfulness. So u can say sorry 2 ppl u owe 4 forgetting today. 4 Example, i will b giving this 2 my lovely mother: "I'm sorry i forgot 2 clean my room. I look forward to forgetting to clean it tomorrow." Hm...i probably should leave out the 2nd sentence, now shouldn't i?
We hav been unable 2 find the creator or origin of "I Forgot Day". Apparently he/she forgot 2 record his/her new holiday. Well, that makes some sense.

*yes, this IS a real holiday! celebrate!

Much of the information was gathered from "THE BIG BOOK OF GIRL STUFF" by Bart King (and his 5 sisters) and from http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/July/iforgotday.htm

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