Greetings, Lords and Ladies, It's Thursday

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Greetings, lords and ladies, it's Thursday.

Haven't posted in a while (well, a while enough for me) because I wanted you to try out the Pop Quiz. If you haven't, I would highly suggest you do so now.

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!

And, THAT my friends is pure 1840's poetry.

"Quoth the raven, Nevermore."

That also.

Soooooooo

Anyone know any good poems :)

Comments!


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm Eating Raspberry Yogurt
Yeah, cuz you really needed to know that...

Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
That's o.k., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

I suppose that's random.
But I've got that song stuck in my head,
which is weird,
Because I haven't heard this song in, like, forever.

Ahhh, that's so 80s :]

*dreaming of KFC*
I usually don't like fast food, but KFC is my only exception.

It's like you take meat...and hope...and mix it together...and fry it.

“[Luke:] I can’t believe it. [Yoda:] That is why you fail.”

FAIL.

Did it ever occur to you that Porsche is a really cool name for a car. Pooooorrrrshhhhcchhhe it's beautiful...

I wanna Porsche. Porrrrrshche. Pooooooooooooooooorrrrshhhhcchhhe

Okay, I'll start.

I MEAN STOP!!!

Wow, I fail at even that. :)

...

Pooooooooooooooooorrrrshhhhcchhhe



*eating raspberry yogurt*


*whistling*

“Do or do not... there is no try.”

PS. Does anyone remember what metrophobia means? No cheatin!



(what a lame post this is. Yeah, I know what your thinking :-/. Sorry, I'll do better "next time". ;D)

okay, bye!

Pop Quiz! (Questionaire!)

Copy and paste this into a blog post of your own, or post a comment. Have fun! (Pretty soon I'll have my answers! Stay tuned!)

1) If you had a jet, what color would you paint it?

2) Song that made you cry:

3) Worst birthday ever:

4) Been cheated?

5) If turned out to be the opposite gender you are, what would your name have been?

6) What would you have liked it to be?

7) Does the world revolve around money?

8) Kindest thing you have ever heard:

9) Meanest thing you have ever heard:

10) Wish you could go back and relive the day when:

11) Superpower I would do anything for:

12) My biggest strength:

13) Cell phone?

14) If so, what kind?

15) Dream gadget:

16) How you wish to die:

17) Believe in true love?

18) Worst injury you ever had?

19) You feel lonely when:

20) Been on TV?

21) Wish to be on TV?

22) As a kid, you were known for:

23) How often do you feel regretful?

24) Peanutbutter or IceCream?

25) Little petty thing that annoys you:

26) Biggest childhood fear:

27) Someday want to marry?

28) Cried in a movie theater?

29) What movie was it?

30) Lose your temper often?

31) Something that everyone is very careful not to mention in front of you:

33) Been called stuck-up?

34) For good reason?

35) Been called a bad influence?

36) Life is a box of chocolates because:

37) Top thing you look for in a boyfriend/girlfriend:

38) Would have no choice but to dump someone if:

39) This has happened?

40) What you'd say when telling someone you're dumping them:

41) Are you optimistic or pessimistic?

44) Like videogames?

45) How much time do you spend on the computer each day?

46) Be interested to hear that someone is dating you sibling?

47) Would look into it?

48) Star Wars or Harry Potter?

49) Are you a fast runner?

50) Unusual talent you have:

51) This would be useful in a situation when:

52) Which are you more: clumsy or forgetful?

53) Which is better?

54) If you had to get a tattoo, what image/phrase would it have?

55) Where would you put your tattoo?

56) Song that best describes your personality:

57) How often do you get lost?

58) You often get stereotyped as:

59) What would you like to be stereotyped as?

60) All you'll ever need:

61) "Love is all we need." Do you agree?

62) It hurts you to say:

63) Annoying habit you have:

64) Are you confident in yourself?

65) Would do anything to get your hands on a:

66) Go up and get a snack.

What snack was it?

67) Listen to music too loud?

68) Do you shop at Hollister?

69) Abercrombie?

70) American Eagle?

72) You love to wear:

73) If you had an opportunity to move anywhere around the world, would you take it?

74) If so, where would it be?

75) Interested in art?

76) Doodle? And if so, what do you doodle mostly?

77) Like nature?

78) If you had to live all alone, in a tent, with only basic camping supplies, in the middle of the wood, for a week, would you make it?

79) Are you sure?

80) Do you like sunglasses?

81) How many pairs of jeans do you own?

82) How many shoes?

83) Like being by yourself?

84) If you had a child, what would you name him/her?

85) Would you hope they grow up to be just like you?

86) Are you good at keeping track of time?

87) Nerdy talent you have:

88) It makes you shudder when you hear the word:

89) Which storybook character would you most be like: Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk, Dorothy (from the Wizard of Oz), or Peter Pan?

90) Song you listen to when you're alone:

91) If you were a part of a band, what instrument would you play?

92) What would you want the name of the band to be?

93) Something you lie in bed and wonder:

94) Life's biggest mystery:

95) Believe in happy endings?

96) It's too bad that:

97) Do you like this quiz?

98) Which question was the hardest for you to answer?

99) One day...:

100) POST A COMMENT!!!

Muffins. (Yeah, Pretty Much)

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "wow, it's hot in here!" The other one says, "Holy crow, a talking muffin!" If you were a muffin in an oven what would you say? No, don't bother. I've already got it!

Livie: Blueberry? You can do so better than that!

Camo: Hey, have you ever heard of Brandon Flours? *budumTSH*

Sweet: *singing* Cuz I'm burnin' up...burnin' up, for you baby!

The Human Fish: Does it count as cannibalism if you eat yourself?

Pebbles: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Volleyball Player: I don't know.

Pebbles: Because it was DEAD! Harharharharhar!

Camo: ?

Livie: ?

Sweet: ?

Volleyball Player: ?

Coco: Hahahahahaha!

DFM: Oh, I got one! What happened to the magical tractor?

Livie: Uh...it turned into a field?

Sweet: Wait, what does this have to do with muffins?

Pebbles: What do we have to do with muffins?

Camo: I'm hungry.

Coco: Don't even think about it.

Volleyball Player: Okay, one last one: Why did the tomatoe blush?

The Human Fish: Oh, I know this! It saw the salad dressing!

Camo: *stomach growls*

Volleyball Player: I don't think this will end well.

Pebbles: Want to ditch this gig and become donuts?

Sweet: Aww, but I like being a muffin! They're so sweet!

Camo: *stomach growls louder*

Coco: Why did the chicken cross the road?

The Human Fish: Okay, we are SO done with that.

What I Like

I like it when the smartest kid in the class gets a question wrong. (Unless it's me.)

I like it when my science teacher gives a piece of information nobody cares about (did you know that a woodpecker can peck twenty times a second?) and everyone just looks at him as if to say "No."

I like it when preppy girls wear flipflops in the dead of winter and steps in a pile of cold snow.

I like it when my brothers are playing Yu-Gi-Oh, and I have no idea what they're saying. (Activating force-flex character proton X Shield of the Goblin raiders on the second Beast of the Cave magic card!)

I like it when a comedy show tells a bad joke, and to make up for the silence they digitally add some old record of people laughing even though they all know it's lame.

I like it when some kids start to talk about how much they hate their math teacher, when they find out she's right behind them.

I like it when those lame characters in that lame cartoon always say "this can't get any worse!" and it magically just gets worse.

I like it when people wear their pants way too high.

I like it when little kindergarten boys would point at little kindergarten girls and yell "EW! COOTIES!" and the girls would automatically look all over themselves and wonder what's wrong.

I like it when fatty cupcakes, etc. would have a big label on the side that says "reduced sugar!" as if that changed anything.

I like it when you're talking to a boy, and his voice breaks.

I like it when parents who read way to many parenting books, try to persuade their children to eat "cod oil" pills, saying that it will help "nuture the mind."

I like it when a child back-sasses their parent in front of guests, and the parent completely flips out with embarrasment.

I like it when I give a friend some candy that I think is really delicious, and their faces screw up as they try to resist the urge to spit it out.

I like it when the underpaid guy dressed up as Santa in Macy's around Christmas, trys to hurry the kids along, only to find out they have a whole speech planned out.

I like it when people dye their hair some absurd color for no reason.

I like it when, for whatever reason, you're up at a ridiculous hour, and you see people jogging outside.

I like it when you'reout at a party eating some sort of rich dessert, and the weight-watcher moms are all eyeing you venomously.

I like it when your Grandma, Aunt, etc. is watching you open their present they gave you- thinking that you'll love it- only for you to find it's something completely gross or hideous and your parents break out in a sweat behind your Grandma's back.

I like it when you go to another country, and somehow, without even hearing your accent, they'll all somehow know you're American.

I like it when you go to the beach, and there's the usual chicks in bikinis and surfers in hawaian shorts, but just when you think it's going to be completely normal, you see this really really old man in a tiny bathing suit, just trying to fit in.

I like it when you're watching a play, and in a particularily quiet scene, a baby starts bawling for no apparent reason.

I like it when a child is holding a popcicle on a really hot day, and tries to lick up all the drips at once, but ends up dropping the popcicle and buying a new one.

I like it when you're in a zoo's bathroom, and some desparate mom is trying to change her son's diaper, when all of a sudden she gets hit with a stream of pee in the face.

I like it when you're happily sitting in a toasty warm blanket under an umbrella at the side-lines of your brother's soccer game, while he's all getting soaked playing all hard-core-like in the mud.

I like it when a parent is forced to sit through two hours or something of some girlie kiddie Barbie movie with her daughter when they go to the cinema, and soon after pledge never to do that again.

I like it when a teacher sees that somebody has scribbled all over his/her board, automatically accuse the loud obnoxious student, only to immediately back up on the punishment when he/she finds out that the petite, innocent, quiet girl did it.

I like it when a cat will go and sleep somewhere totally random, and by the looks of it- completely uncomfortable, like on the microwave, in the sink, or on your brothers' scooter.

I like it when adults share this big "inside joke" about something that happened in "their time" and the onlooking teens will be disturbed or weirded out.

I like people who follow my blog.

So now you know what I like.

(I just realized, about half of the things on my list somehow include little kids. :-/ hmmm.)

Post a comment!

Whipped Cream, Random Grape Lollipops, C Chords, Miracle Gingerbread, and a 93.8! (Phew!)

Okay, I'm going to give you 5 statements, but only three of them are true. Can you guess which is fake, but what are real? Let's Go:

I got a 93.8% on a french test. Which is bothering me. I mean, why not make it a 94%? What big a deal is that? A 93.8? Come on!

I had a substitute in S.S., who was also the substitute I had in Health, when I was doing...that unit. @_@ Nah, she's actually pretty cool. And nice. A boy in my class brought in a can of whipped cream, which he passed around and everyone devoured (slightly gross...yeah, i refused it). The substitute didn't even tell him off.

Bramble's b-day's tommorow, and I think he's trying to soften me up so I'd get him something good: he's showering me with random grape-flavored lollipops. Where the heck did he get these?

I liked music at the beginning of the year when we did our guitar unit, and then when we had total creative-control with making our own "classical" piece, but now it's just gone bone dry. Want to know what my task was for the whole period (AND yesturday)? Doing "da blues". If you're a piano person, it's basically just playing a C chord. If you're not, it's basically just playing three notes all together over and over and over and over again. Yeah, rock on! -.-

I come home, and realize there's STILL GINGERBREAD LEFT! :D :D XD

Post a comment with your guess, and then check teh real answer below (no peeking ahead of time!):

Did you guess? They're ALL true! Muaha!

I've Been Hit!

Okay, so I put a poll up on the side of my blog -------->>> that you should all immediately do, if you haven't done before. It basically asks "do you have a blog?"

Simple right?

Okay, all the morons that said "what's a blog?" are either sarcastic, bored, or extremely clueless.

Now, I didn't mean that in a particularily bad way, I was just a little...well, guys listen. I put up polls because I want to know your truthful opinion! And saying "what's a blog?" doesn't make you look particularily smart. Because this is a blog. That answer your question? So...uh...well, that's it.

On with the post....

A while back, i did a post on how to blog. And Sweettropic said "you blog on how to blog?" And, in answer to your question, Sweet, yes I do. Cuz that's how I roll....I'm the boss, applesauce. (the last phrase is brought to you by DFM, a Judge Judy fan.)

Anywho....

I guess to continue a bit with what I started, I will go a bit in depth about bloggahs.

There are many fish in the ocean.

And there are many people in the city.

And there are many fish in the city too.

Because we're not all normal.

:)

that would be me. Sorry, i just thought of that off the top of my head, and i had to write it down. Now, I guess, on with what I was saying.........

There are different types of bloggers:

the "theme blogger" that follows a particular pattern with what he/she blogs about (maybe changes it up here and there, but otherwise you know what to expect.) (cake wrecks, travel, programming, video games, make-up tutorials, it all follows one certain theme.)

the "just whatever blogger" is just about whatever is going on in his/her life at the moment. It can range from anything petty and normal to the extreme. ("we're all friends! Elizabeth is best friends with Hannah. But she's also best friends with Isabella, Maddy, and me. But Maddy and me are really best friends, along with Maria and Isabella. Actually, Maria doesn't think Isabella is her best friend, but Isabella thinks Maria is her best friend. Maria thinks that Hannah is her best friend, but as you know, that's actually Elizabeth, see?") (Special thanks to Bart King.)

the "angry, angsty, deppressed, 'i hate my life', blogger." Self-explanitory. :-/

the "reporter blogger." This blogger reports on anything that's going on! Celebrity news (similar to the "theme blogger"-see above-), news news (the economy's really in the toilet, huh? the toilet of FAILURE.), politics, music (I hear britney's making a comeback...uhm...yup....), etc. But, they usually write in a more of a "tell-tale way" at first (okay, this happened, then this...then this.) but usually think of a way to get their opinion across (What the buck show? anyone? anyone?). They "dish the dirt" on whatever strikes their interest.

the "home improvement blogger." out of all the bloggers, this is the most boring in my opinion. Of course, this doesn't count for all home-improvement bloggers, but...most of them. they tell you how to cook a meal, how to fix a leaky faucet, how to get good-quality carpets for less, and more. yeah...that's about it.

the "self-promotion blogger." easy to spot. airheads.com....doritos.com....whatever, they're just trying to make you buy their product.


and that's about all I have to say. Obviously there are more categories, I'm a little lazy today. Shyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So, if you have any more categories, post a comment. PLEEZ.

My cats are having some relationship issues (like family relationship. Not kitty love.). Sunset, Jackie Chan, the fatty kitten has a phobia of being all alone. Cal, the old-y grouch female is totally anti-social. So, fatso keeps tagging along after her if, like i'm all solitary homework wise, and everyone else is out doing who-knows-what. he just needs company. which is NOT okay with Cal. So...they have some issues to work out.

Heehee, it's so funny. whenever i say "FATSO" li'l chub-chub Sunset looks up, as if to say, yeah that's me.

Ummmm, okay. Idk, what else I had planned for today's post. REMEMBER THE YOUTUBE CONTEST ENDS FRIDAY!!! if you haven't submitted anything, DO IT NOW!!! *twitch twitch*

Mmmmmm....still luv gingerbread. ^o^

"You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -Erica Jong.

Yeah that's right! High-five, ladies! DOMINANT!

Now what?

Uuuuurrrrrghghhhhhh......

*belches randomly*

huh. weird. I hardly ever do that.

what to do...what to do....what to....

Oh forget it! This post is over.


...but one last thing:

"metrophobia." It means fear of poetry.

There's your excuse.

and cuz i can't resist.....

"arachibutrophobia." the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.


heehee, byez.

Blog-Itz: Get Your Own Blog

There is a point in a blogger's career (because this is a career of course) (though it would help if you made money from it) where they say

"thanks."

so, there. I said it. Thanks.

Because what is a blog without readers? A mindless abyss of rejected ideas, sounds spooky so i'm just going to say "nothing."

So, "thanks" for "nothing."

Of course, I really should be saying "thanks" for "something."

Okay, I'm lost. I'll stop babbling and get to the point.

...

Ready?

...

"Thanks."

It's been awesome to have readers that come to my blog and read my stuff, and obviously find some sort of interest in it because they keep coming back. And, the only reason i keep blogging is because you keep coming. Why blog...if there's no point?
Of course that's just me. There are plenty of other people who blog who don't have readers and merely write because they are lonely or something. i wouldn't know. But anyway...
So, here's the thing. To show my appreciation for you guys, I have conjured up a little something-something for you. It's based of Cheez-its, and FYI I like Cheez-its. I hope you do too.

When you have a blog.Not just a blog. But a blog people read. You're pretty thankful, just for being picked. For being selected personally from the vast webby abyss of ideas.

And being recognized for you.Sometimes It's a little confusing.
Sometimes awkward.But, whatever the case, i know just to go for it.

I mean, it's a blog? C'mon!

This is the real deal.

This is the big cheese.
*wink, wink*

So next time you're looking out on my blog.
<3333333333

I could use all the help i can get.
And remember....
Commentssssss!

Stupid Signs

The first thing that crossed my mind was..."CRUNCH!"

Fufufufu, okey-dokey!
Don't look too disappointed.
Blink...blink....(btw, if u didn't read the bottom line of the top right-hand corner, click on it and it'll get bigger.)
I can do that.
@_@
Darn it!


Why do I feel like something's amiss..........?

Gee. Thanks.

UNITE!!!!

The Question has come up a lot. Not just with Livielove and Pebbles, but everywhere.

Who is better? Edward or Jacob?

Well, I think that we should all just agree! It doesn't matter if you're an Edwardian or a Jacobnite! We should become ONE! Set aside our differences and be Fwiends! <3

Cats and Dogs!
Bicycles and First Graders!
Husband and Wife!
Sometimes, Husband and Husband!
George Bush and Power!
Me and Ronnie!
Disney and Nickelodeon!
Coke and Pepsi!
Verizon and AT&T!
Polar Bears and Global Warming!
Emo Bands and CamoLambo!
A Big Fish and A Little Fish!
Unicorns and Pit Bulls!
America and The Rest of The World!
Edward and Jacob!

If only we could all get along! Set aside our differences and become ONE! *Patriotic Music Playing in Background* United! Together! The Road to Victory is hard and rough, but we, people, places, and things, can all go down the road of dedication to a new place of life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness! A perfectly balanced world, happy and free! Together forever! Agreeing and in Harmony!

(TEAM JACOB FOREVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

(What? No, I didn't hear anything. Nothing.)

(>:D)

(*wags tail*)

(*wags tail*)

"Happy" Birthday, Ronnie!

Today is Ronnie Va...something's birthday! Apparently. He's turning 33 so me, CamoLambo/Mrs.Flowers, and RAH made a cake for him. I am craving it now for whatever reason.

(Oh, and he turned 33 today. Kinda explains the two giant threes, hmm?)

It was my idea to put some Coca Cola in it to make it taste extra yummy and it sure did pay off. ;) Yum. And then we decorated the top with some really icky-gooey icing. Camo wrote "The Killers" on it, while putting random blobs of green all around while i did a mighty fine portrait of Ronnie. And it tasted good. RAH and Camo started getting exasperated by my nerdy-tech-obsession to film absolutely everything (lucky for them i remembered to bring my video camera in the first place). And then Camo wanted to show us some youtube video on Brandon laughing. {Click here.}

For the record I was slightly disturbed. Not in a bad way, but in a o.my.god. kind of way. Yep.

and just to be able to somehow fit the "celebrity" look alike label into this post, I'm going to show you what a magnificent job I did with the portrait of Ronnie's face, compared to the real deal.

Ninjas or Pirates?

It takes a lot of persistence, insight, and deep logical thinking to make a children's movie incredibly freaky, but I think the maximum level has been achieved here. ->

My brother has this little cheap plastic watch thing that he got in a goodie-bag from a party several years back. The little triggered alarm in it is absolutely determined to believe that somehow the universe would crumble to bits if it didn't go off every 3 minutes. (don't ask me how it still works, centuries later. I hav no idea.) It's been around for like as long as i can remember, and in many attempts I and the rest of the family have been trying to get rid of it. And, obviously our attempts didn't work, for it's still here, February 14th, it is still here. And it's been going off all day and im really annoyed.

And saying the date aloud has reminded me--- happy valentine's day! thank you all for doing the poll, i am sorry if you're the person who said he/she "hates love". U hav my sympathy. :) Look forward to another post coming up about valentine's day. I would do it right now but I'm too lazy.

Okay I looked around my labels that i can use for a post, and i happen to see one called "debate." In the whole two months, i hav only used it once. So...let's get a debate going on here and now!

NINJAS or PIRATES?

and that's my question for you. I will return on the matter in a day or two.

(GRR! the stupid alarm went off again!)

Don't forget to take the poll at the bottom of the page! ^_^ I had a lot of fun customizing the options for this one. heehee. anyway, be sure to comment on ninjas and pirates. comments, comments, comments!

Just Another Update...

Okay, so i didn't post at all yesterday. Or go on CBox. Or touch the computer @ all. Which was weird, and like a first.

Just here to clue you in a bit on my personal life (or it really isn't my personal life anymore, but whatever).

I got my Herbst Device out Wednesday (or as you might know them as "tentacles") and the bottom row of braces on too. It was a lot more painful than i remember them when i got my top row glued on. Half the time my orthodontist had to say "Okay, STOP biting my finger," but i really couldn't help it. When other people sweat when they get nervous, or fidgit, I bite. Hard. Especially if there's something fat and meaty in my mouth.

I switched seats in science. My science teacher has a special way of picking seats. Everyone draws an uno card, and for whatever number the uno card has on it, u hav to sit at that table. I got a "6" card, so when he told all the people going to the number-six-table to stand up, basically my whole table did.

NOT FAIR.

I had been looking forward to switching seats and getting away from them for ages. So now i'll be with them for a whole nother semester. GRRR

On Friday, me and Volleyball-Player went to a church thing at 7'o'clock. Which sounds like a strange thing to do on a Friday evening. Actually my church is really cool. Instead of it being an extra sunday school thing, it's basically a Youth Group. Meaning, you just play games (for example: Capture the flag when it's warm, and Sardines when it's cold out) do contests, and win prizes. Volley actually had to do a "fluff and candy hearts eating contest" and since it was February, the month of Valentines and love (*snort*) they decided to mix it up a bit. They got a very thin piece of clear plastic with a bit of fluff smeared on each side with candy hearts on that. Then, she and another guy had to race to see who could eat off all the candy hearts. It looked so awkward. All the while the counselers were bopping about shouting things like "easy there, you hardly know eachother!" and "Wooohooo!" Then some girls took out their cellphones and started to snap pictures. Which may end out badly. The other guy won, and as a trophy to his victory, he was given....a Digimon Set! (Which brought back memories from when i was a naive little kid who used to wake up almost every Saturday morning a FOUR to watch the Digimon Show. Wow, i was strange.) This is probably because Jonathan- the leader of the games and stuff- has a few toddler sons that love Digimon. It was probably meant to be a Christmas present, but he changed his mind half way. Reduce Reuse Recycle!
I was sad because i never got any prize. I don't know why. I'm just like that.

Yesturday, i didn't do much. I watched a lot of T.V., ate some crystalized sugary Pineapple, and then went to the mall to find a present for a friend's party. I wasn't sure what to get her. There was this Katy Perry shirt on sale, and i was wondering whether she'd like it. In this universe, u either LOVE Katy Perry, or you HATE it. I wasn't sure where she'd play up on this scale, but then i reminded myself that it was on sale, and that ended that.

Then, that night i went and played soccer. Which sucked. My team is bottom of the league (but i really don't like to talk about it...) and this was our final chance to redeem ourselves. It was a 30'minute'match. Us, vs. the people at the TOP of the league. *gulp* we knew it would end badly from the start, so it wasn't a huge surprise when we lost. badly.

What is Love?!

Click Here Now.

It is by far the coolest Pepsi commercial evar. EVAR. Tell me, how fun would it b to star in that commercial? Insanely fun. It's insanely awesome. thank you Pepsi. thank you. You made my day.

My Good Old Hyperventilating Partner

Hey yo. Nuthin' much happening. I had to work non-stop all day for 5 periods. I had to build the Theatre of Marcellus with a partner that was assigned to us, and finish it today. It was a testy time. My partner (which i will graciously, for this time call Phillips) was going into depression. Phillips 1) thought our model was horrible. 2) thought we didn't have enough time to finish it. and 3) hated the project from the start. He worked in a kindof raincloud, every now and again muttering about how we're going to fail, how this will affect his grades, and how he'll never get into Phillips (his dream school.)

I'm an optimist, so obviously i would think that he was just being dumpy and needed to get some sun. and sleep.

his mood didn't improve when we saw our competition. There are two groups constructing the Theatre of Marcellus, and the other group was basically finished with theirs.

It. Was. Gorgeous.

Beautifully constructed, killer detail, laser precision. Awwww, that's good. So, now my bubble of confidence got popped and we were both now stuck in despair. i didn't think we'd fail. Never. No, i was worried that we would blow over and come second-best to the other group.

Mr. Zee the art teacher came and bailed us out slightly, helping us with our paper mache a little. Still, now with all the layers of paint on it, i think it looks a lot like a chocolate cake. Especially with a bit of white paint sponged on at the front as frosting. Which made me hungry. Which made me even more miserable.

It was a long five periods.

My math teacher came in and investigated about half-way through. She took one look at our work and said with a half skeptical half appalled voice:

"It's big."

She stared at it for a few moments, then echoed it again. She was right of course. It's probably about 7 times bigger than the competition. It took both me and Phillips to lug it up the stairs to the art room, and down again. I was hoping that the largeness would make it more impressive, more eye-catching, better. But *sigh* i guess we're going to have to win her over with our chocolate-cake paint job, eh?

Well, the good news is that my math teacher promised us that we'll have the rest of the week to finish it. She kindof understands. She understands that a) she's given us THE hardest structure to build with all the stupid domes and loops and angles...b) we have never been looking forward to this from the start. so she was sympathetic. she told Phillips to chill and stop hyperventilating.

Not Likely.

CD Confessions, Random Emicons, Plus a Heck of a Lot of Plain-White-T's

Beautiful. I Luv it. At first i thought all the rows were exactly the same, but if you look close that's not the case. Start from the top of one row, and as your eyes roam down, the still-motion animation takes place.

CONFESSION TIME: (y do i hav deja vu?) I don't have many CDs. I never really needed one with my iPod taking all the charges. iPods are more handy, the songs are a buck each, and i luv my iPod. But, like i said before i believe, there r kindof a drawback of having no CDs. Like, you having no music for mm-ing. The only CDs I do have are a precious few. Many of which i am not proud of.

Plain White T's: BIG BAD WORLD
what can i say about this? Well, i was wandering about the mall with no direction, and then i hear there's a special deal on CDs in Aeropostle. I normally don't go in Aerpostle, but i luv sales and i need CDs (see the paragraph above). The teenage-boy-store-clerk-dude says that you get a free t-shirt with a picture of the band on it, if you buy the album. I wuz sold. Then, with my new PLAIN WHITE T'S t-shirt I went home and listened to the CD.
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I only got around to listening to one song. It was called "Natural Disaster" and i think that my ear drums got burned. I wuz coughing up smoke for days after. I never listened to them again.
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*no offense Plain White T's. You still rock (or you know, whatevr u call ur music)*
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then, when i wuz looking through my CDs, i found it again and gave it a second chance. I wasn't very impressed overall, sorry guys, but the first song "Big Bad World" had a beat that would b easy to match clips from my camera with. And it was pretty good, you know, for teenage-boy-st0re-clerk-dude's style of music at Aeropostle with a free T-shirt (*smiles*). So, im going to see how i can remix it up later.
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(Psst! Pebbles? Remember when u came over for my mum's "open house" thingy and we used my camera to film stuff? I might use that footage for the music. ^_^ i need to look it over though. I'm not sure if it's enough for 4 minutes straight, but i might jam it up a li'l. who knows.)

Avril Lavigne: LET GO
there was a sale at the mall. (again? I know. I luv sales.) Avril Lavigne has some style.

Shrek 2: SHREK TWO MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK
It was a gift. And, it's a pretty good gift too. They don't even sell it anymore. I was listening to "As Lovers Go" by Dashboard Confessional. I liked it, i really did. now, i don't know what happened. "Little Drop of Poison" by Tom Waits is on. It's sinister, deppressing and horrible. Yay! (umm...). There's also "Accidentally in Love" by Counting Crows on it. I think everyone has heard that song at least once.

Ghostbusters: GHOSTBUSTERS-ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK ALBUM
I haf no idea. It's my mum+dad's. It's full of really bad songs from the 70's. Some are okay...but the rest are eye-twitching, ear-burning, tongue-twisting, babble. I usually don't bash oldies music. That's not my style. I listen to quite a few songs from the 80s, and some fromt he 70s. But this album...*shakes head*...idk.
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Still it's a classic. Come on everyone. "Who ya gonna call?...GHOSTBUSTERS *drum thing*"
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hahahahaaaa

Hillary Duff: HILLARY DUFF
I don't even know. I got it in like 1st grade. I don't remember what songs are on it. I don't remember if i even liked it. It's all...a blur....i've lost the CD in it, so now all i hav is the case. So technically, this doesn't qualify for a CD. Whoops.

Raven Symone (i think that's how you spell her name): THAT'S SO RAVEN DISNEY SOUNDTRACK
ditto.

...and like that, there are some other CD cases wif no CD in it...and vice-versa...so i feel that this topic is sliding to a close. You hear it, right? Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuop. That's this post gradually...
sliding
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"When You Were Young"

...you probably weren't this strange. But, you didn't have a blog, now didja?


Congratulations CamoLambo, for finally "meeting" Brandon Flowers. Yay! In "celebration" of this, I have drawn a picture of THE KILLERS (Brandon, Mark, Dave, and Ronnie!). I luv cartooning, and this seemed like the perfect opportunity for free-style sketching. I did it in, like, 15 minutes, but it's 100% masterpiece. What do you guys all think?

(and here I am, approving it)

I couldn't remember if Mark was the weird guy with the 'fro and the guitar, or Dave was. Either way, it doesn't matter so much.

What? I didn't have enough room on the paper for Ronnie! So I have my priorities....
(I am slightly biased.)

Brandon. Very good overall. Looks like he's about 10-years-old, but IN A GOOD WAY. Right? Yes. That's what I thought. (hahaha, i just realized he's wearing girl shoes. *smiles*)

Dave (or mark). He's got the 'fro...eyeliner...creepy look in the eye...check, check, and check! Oh, and ignore the fact he has no arms and horse-feet. It's all part of the rock-star look. Erm.

Mark (or dave). He started to look like a bit of a girl, so I had to add the overly-muscular gorilla arms and stubble to "man it up". I'm very proud of my work, actually. The whole "staring into your soul" was intensional. Again, rock-star look. Or, you know, close enough.

Ronnie. I'm pretty sure, he's the drummer in the band. I know my drawing of a drumset is way off, but whatev.
(He looks good in miniature...yeah, not bad)

***so congrats to CamoLambo again, for obtaining Brandon Flowers's Flowers (see the little seal below).

This One's to Dark

**this post is dedicated to DFM, for i did a video about her blog. I know she didn't agree to it (I'm sorry!) but here it is. It's really bad. I tried to include some stuff you liked (One Piece, Lord of the Rings, Avril Lavigne...) but...well, i hope you like it!

Hello again. Right now, it's currently 9:22 PM and i found out something both depressing and lifting at the same time.
The depressing part is that i found out that you CANNOT pass iTunes doc. to Windows Movie Maker.The lifting part is that you CAN pass songs from CDs to Windows Movie Maker.

Meaning, if i want to use a song, im going to hav to buy it on CD. Which is not fun. Because i don't have THAT much money on me. And all the songs i want, don't all come on one CD. Fishsticks.
On the upside, that's not so bad, because i don't hav to use The Posies again. So, im okay.

So, instead of using Mitternacht for DFM's music vid thingy, or something like that, i had to use..."Bella is Part of the Family."

It's from Twilight.

*plugs ears from DFM's furious cries* I know, i know. But, i cleared that all up see? I specifically put a twilight hater symbol on it. So, it's all cool now.

This video is taking a heck of a long time to load. In the meantime I'll talk about the creation a bit.

1) I tried to include elements of DFM, (One Piece, Warrior Cats, Avril Lavigne...). Tried.
2) The thing at the end, with all the "Coco Juniper" jazz. Heh. Heh. Yeah, that's like my own little signature move. I tack it on the end of all my movies. (I am soooo random!) I kindof like it. Due to my limited sources (moment of truth- since iv had my iPod for a while now, so i never really wanted many CDs.) I had to use more Twilight music. It's the music, when all the bad vampires enter the screen. I think it's kindof edgy. Not my first pick, but it's all i can do for now.
3) That part from Elf, with the raccoon? No, that doesn't have ANYTHING to do with DFM. I was just getting desperate from lack of footage, and needed something dramatic. And...that happened.
4)GRRR! Y is this taking so long to upload? it's not that complicated!!
5)I'm looking at the video now in another screen. I always knew from the start that it was going to be bad, but i never believed that it would be THAT bad! Shield your eyes! Dial 911! Hide the children! I'm sorry, DFM, it's truly awful. But i did try. And that has to count for something. *smiles hopefully*
6) this is my first time using Blogger video. Is it always supposed to take this long?
7) I have done many other movies, some of which are way better than the one below. But, unfortunetely, i can't show the other ones. :(
8) WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?!?!
9) oh, random fact: i looked on iTunes. They have Niska Banja!
10) Okay, i giv up. I'm going to bed. Talk to you in the morning *stifles yawn* Peace out.
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'Kay, it's 8:59 in the morning, i just woke up to find MY DAD TURNED OFF THE COMPUTER MEANING ALL MY PROGRESS IS LOST! *huffs*. So, im starting over again. Ttyl, when i get back from some MLK speech at meh church...

It's 3:44 pm. I can't tell if it's still uploading or not. If it doesn't show up on your computer then, im sorry. You'll hav to see it later. Ttyl. Here you go...





(and don't worry about my feelings. I know it bites too. Fishsticks)

Is This Funny?

Bramble thought it would be wickedly amusing to create his own poster to hang on the door of my room, meant to warn visitors about...(this sounds kinda bad) the horrors.



"Terifing imijes beyond this point"

and then, to be a bit more specific, he added "skary cave/room"
the / really takes away from the scary, doesn't it?

And then, he decided to add a little illistration, complete with a large "S", some salactites/salactmites, and a large metal door.


And the bats.

I think there're cute. You know, in a freak, gory, bloodsucking way (like Edward Cullen.) (Jk.)

There're my favorite part of the whole thing. I wouldn't trade them for the world. Evar. I'm trying to persuade him to do another. I LUV LUV LUV the bats. (It is sooo going up on the side bar.) (I'll just see if i can remix the colors first, or something.) He won't make me another one though. Apparently he thinks it'll damage his ego. Niiiiiice

The next thing i want to point out is very insulting, uncalled for, and questions my authority. Scroll down and take a peek.


It's blurry, I apologize. But if it's hard to tell, it's a sticker with "DINOSAUR" with a picture beneath it of a T-Rex consuming a piece of prey.

(Or at least i think that's what it's doing. it's hard to tell, even in real life.)

I'm still stunned. A...a...a, excuse me? Dinosaur. Oh, that's right. Yeah, and the blood is just sooooo necessary. *grumbles*

So, what do you think- is this funny?

Well, I Promised Didn't I?

IF YOUR READING THIS RIGHT NOW- STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING AND GO FILL OUT THE POLL OF THE WEEK (AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE)!!!!!!! ONLY ONE MORE DAY LEFT!!!!!

Okay guys, i promised i'd report back to you...so, here it is! i haven't got a lot to say actually. Erm... to fill the space i'll giv u a picture, a link, a question, a statement, and a knock-knock joke. It'll b a CJ original!


'Kay. Picture part first. I started out with a plain moon, right? (see above) then i made THOSE. Eh? Eh? Took me about 2 minutes, but ain't they so cool? Tell me, which one do u like bttr?

Alright, alright, moving on. Here's the link. Click on it to get a post from Cake Wrecks. Cake Wrecks is a blog about cakes that go very, very badly. Sounds lame right? That's what i thought too. UNTIL i read that post i hav on the link.

LOL.

Question: If you were stranded on an island in the middle of an ocean, with nothing, what would you ask for to pass the time? (food, water, cellphones, r not an option.) (im sorry, this isn't very original, but it's all i got!) (and CamoLambo-- PLEEZ PLEEZ PLEEZ PLEEZ PLEEZ don't say Brandon Flowers!!!!!!!)

Statement: Peeplet in french means chatterbox. Peeplet! Peeplet! That's adorable!

What's next? Knock-knock joke? Uurgh. Fine. Okay, here goes:

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth or no panth- I'm going thwimming!

budumTSH!

Good? No? Fine then! Let's see if you guys can think of a bttr knock knock joke! Winner gets an honorary mention on this blog!

Personally, i felt it was quite good for a knock-knock joke.

Bad French, Broken Hands, and an Elvis Presely Impersonation

Salut! Il fait beau: le ciel bleu, mais tres tres tres froid! Je n'aime pas froid! Je deteste. Moi, BOFF. Il fait froid = moi, boff. Non, non-- il fait froid = moi, PAS TERRIBLE.

translation:

Yo! It's beautiful out, the sky is blue, but it's really really really cold! I don't like cold! I despise. Me is UNHAPPY. Cold = unhappy me. No, no-- the cold = AWFUL me.

Okay, sorry for the bad french. I forgot how to say "because", and the computer wouldn't let me do accents. :( Normally, i would spend more time trying to improve the french, but right now i have a more important issue.

The issue is: Man! That is one fishstickin'* good hand! (here's a close up):

And, by good i mean interesting. Obviously.

I found this on a whiteboard @ my school. I hav suspicions that my science teacher did it. He's just like that.
I know, I know, i wont neglect the fact that you're all wondering y i am posting a picture of a lopsided hand that was mindlessly doodled onto a white-board in 1 minute. Im sorry if u don't find it interesting. But it's my blog. *sticks out tongue* :P

(it's great to b in charge!!!!!)

anyway, iv been crusing about to see some other ppl's blogs. about a quarter of them r in spanish. an eighth and a smidge r about married ladies, housework, and blahblahblah blah. (oh and the other half r deserted.) The leftover part r actually cool blogs, blogs like Rice Candy, etc. that post pictures/artwork.
i hav been missing out apparently. with so many blogs using cameras to upload images that they've taken to make a blog more interesting, i feel like a loner. All my images i got from google image search. UNTIL NOW.

Yes, I, COCO JUNIPER, the great, the wise, the noble, the crazy (wait- did i say that outloud?), and the smarticle, has used A CAMERA, to make her blog more interesting.


*bows* thank you, thank you very much. (Elvis Presely, 195...)

In the future, if i see anything especially eye-catching i will try my best to take a picture of it and post it up here. So stay tuned!!!

On one last note: here's another picture i took.










it's blurry, but it's supposed to look something like this --->







*so what i say fishstickin'? I'm an individual. Luv me. (erm, jk)