Collage Wall!

Okay, so, I like collages. It's pretty much a general rule. I'm not talking about those petty in-school projects, I mean, like making a real live collage. And, I'm not going to settle for something small.

Okay, say hi to Charlie everyone. He's the funny purple man right there. He's a famous english youtuber that's been everywhere from Nerdfighter conventions, to live BBC News! And, you know what? He's really got the right idea with that collage you see behind him.

Aaaaahh, you see where I'm going with this, correct? Okay, it's all out now. I AM GOING TO CREATE A COLLAGE WALL. A wall made of collage! Stickers and posters and maps and photoes, and knicknacks, it's a giant collage of everything that's me! My room was getting boring anyway....

But what will be on this incredible masterpiece, you say? Whatever I want.

But let's start with what I found in my junk drawer. Here's a picture.

Okay, now here's the blurb part. (Starting from upper right corner).

First there's a little foam ghosty from my little foam ghosty experiments that I apparently had as a child.

Underneath that is first, some pokemon cutouts that I have. I never did figure out what they were used for. And, there's also an Indian dollar note. Yeah, my uncle? He travels the world.

You'll also see a lego R2D2, that I love very much.

And...a receipt to Best Buy.

Below that is glove tips from when I magically transformed utterly ordinary cheap-butt gloves into FINGERLESS GLOVES. Which is cool. :) Right?

Note the orange and yellow bouncy ball for all of my orange and yellow bouncy ball needs. Also important.

The rainbow heart thing that belonged to my mum when she was a kid, and I now have. Pretty colors....

One giant gold fake pirate earring that I adore. It's my passion. I cannot part with it.

A plastic skeleton keychain that I got one time for Halloween. I...rather like it, as well.

It's hard to see, but that's a small white chicken.

Plus, three random rings. One mood-ring, one pretty beaded ring, and one that's not meant to be a ring at all, but is supposedly part of a necklace. It says "Memories" on it. Ahhhh, memories....too bad I can't remember where I got it! XD

And my beautiful tan carpeting.......blah. I was looking for an excuse to redo my room anyway.

So comment! I want to know what you think of my brilliant brilliant plan!

Blog-Itz: Get Your Own Blog

There is a point in a blogger's career (because this is a career of course) (though it would help if you made money from it) where they say

"thanks."

so, there. I said it. Thanks.

Because what is a blog without readers? A mindless abyss of rejected ideas, sounds spooky so i'm just going to say "nothing."

So, "thanks" for "nothing."

Of course, I really should be saying "thanks" for "something."

Okay, I'm lost. I'll stop babbling and get to the point.

...

Ready?

...

"Thanks."

It's been awesome to have readers that come to my blog and read my stuff, and obviously find some sort of interest in it because they keep coming back. And, the only reason i keep blogging is because you keep coming. Why blog...if there's no point?
Of course that's just me. There are plenty of other people who blog who don't have readers and merely write because they are lonely or something. i wouldn't know. But anyway...
So, here's the thing. To show my appreciation for you guys, I have conjured up a little something-something for you. It's based of Cheez-its, and FYI I like Cheez-its. I hope you do too.

When you have a blog.Not just a blog. But a blog people read. You're pretty thankful, just for being picked. For being selected personally from the vast webby abyss of ideas.

And being recognized for you.Sometimes It's a little confusing.
Sometimes awkward.But, whatever the case, i know just to go for it.

I mean, it's a blog? C'mon!

This is the real deal.

This is the big cheese.
*wink, wink*

So next time you're looking out on my blog.
<3333333333

I could use all the help i can get.
And remember....
Commentssssss!

My Posts!

Well, overall, this blog has been around for a while.

And you, whether u only came to my blog recently or hav been my loyal reader for a long time, have some sort of idea about my posts?

The good posts?

The really terrible posts?

The weird posts?

The boring posts?

The average posts?

The brilliant posts?

Yeah, and obviously, you guys have some sort of interest in what I have to say, because you come to my blog. As astounding, impossible, mind-boggling as it is, you do have some sort of blurry, faint, interest in my blog. Why you do is beyond me, but you do, because you come to my blog.

Now, I want to ask you, since you clearly know a little about my blog, which one of my posts was the best. Which one of my many, many posts that I have ever written was your favorite? It can be any post. It can be from any time. It can be about any thing.

Which was you're favorite post?!

Which was you're favorite post?!

And, if you're an over-achiever you can add why it was your favorite post. This tightens the case.

Feel free to look back at some posts...skim through some ones you especially... and then POST A COMMENT HERE telling me which was you're favorite post! Comments, Comments, Comments! And, then when you have all told me which one you liked best, it will all take off from there...

Advice Column...Again

Remember how I promised, oh way back when, that i would start an advice column at the side-bar. It would have random musings, short stories, comments on life, pictures, questions sometimes, quotes from other people, jokes maybe, whatever i find interesting at the time, etc. etc. In the past I've neglected it, forgetting to change it, until at one point it just came down for good.

Not any more.

Okay, I am TOTALLY serious about it now. I'm absolutely not going to change it everyday, but every few days, every week, you can count on advice.

you know, advice that may or may not have been twisted and corrupted to the point where it's just useless crud. But I'm fine with that, and i judge u r too.

So, know that the advice column is back.

Just know that.

ENTRIES FOR THE EIGHT QUESTION CONTEST ARE DUE WEDNESDAY! HURRY, HURRY! I'M COUNTING ON YOOUUUUUU GUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYSSSSSS............!!!

CBox

Over on the side-bar u'll notice a new contraption.

I dub it- CBox.

(not that i hav much of a choice, that's the name it came from.)

I take my blog very seriously. I was suspicious of CBox at first, but after some very close and cautious investigations i have come to the conclusion that CBox is safe and spam-free and CocoJuniper worthy. I promise, i do my research. Seriously!! I mean it.

BUT!!!!

There are some flaws. And, i am writing them now, so there's no misunderstanding.

1) u can post a comment on it. anyone can do it. keep that in mind.

2) u don't hav to sign in or log in to post a comment. hopefully you're all good *halo* people, and won't impersonate eachother or me, so....IM WATCHING U.

as soon as someone starts to impersonate me on the CBox, it is coming down for good.

3) when it asks u for ur URL or Email please note this is OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. So, i highly advise not to put ur email address on it. If u want, u can put the address of ur blog so whoever clicks it is sent a link 2 ur blog, but that's it. Or, like i do, u can just leav it blank. :)


So, let's see how this works out, shall we? Post a comment here to tell me if u like it.

A Lot Of Work On My Part, Actually. Yo Bettah Like It.

Today is---HAPPY NOTHING DAY! *toots horn* *streamers fall from ceiling* *etc.* I totally don't know what that means, but it's recorded that January 16th is Nothing Day! So Huzzah!
Since i like blogging, and like to humor myself into thinking that i hav interesting work, i will create a calendar, of special events, celebrations, "parties", concerts, blahblah, etc. These will make you all cool and psyched to come and enjoy CJ Forever, right?
Didn't think so.

January 22nd: Answer Your Cat's Question Day
-btw, this is an official holiday. no lie. I'll have a post about 1) my cats (maybe pictures too- fingers crossed!!!) 2) uh, cat's rights. (*shifty eyes*) 3) warrior cats, contest winners too! So get those entries in- you know the due date!

January 24th: Awards Day
-well, you'll just have to wait and see!

January 27th: Thomas (*snickers*) Crapper Day
-Thomas Crapper was the guy who perfected the flushing toilet. ironic, huh? (Oh don't act all dignified- you're not too polite that you wouldn't see the humor!!!!)
-yeah, i'll have a REAL good post ready for that.
-again, real holiday

February 2nd: Groundhog Day
-probably nothing. Or is it? No, you're right- it's probably nothing. You'll still tune in though, right?

February 7th: Love Your Robot Day
-oh you know, theres's the techy nerdy stuff you hear from me occasionly and then there's THIS. Heh heh. Lurv me da robot day.

February 11th: Bun Day
-this only is in Iceland, but you know...
-oh, just come!

February 14th: Valentines Day
-le sigh...well, okay. Fine. Fine. I'll do a post for valentines day. *grumbles* i don't hav to be happy about it.

February 22nd: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Day
-uhm, well it's a post- see? About, you know, the suite life of zack and cody? work with me, pplz!
-no, i don't like the show much. But, i'll still work it out!

February 26th: For Pete's Sake Day
-secrets for Virtual Tarot- Peter answers! Pull off this prank to fool your friends! Haha!

February 27th: I May Or May Not Decide To Post Today
-you'll hav to see!

March 3rd: I Want You to Be Happy Day
-no lie- it's real.
-come see Coco Juniper try to pull off making people happy, and learn how you can make people happy as well!

March 6th: National Procrastination Day
-i'll probably put off doing this post 'till last minute.

March 10th: SURPRISE!
-special surprise planned for you today!

March 14th: Bramble's Birthday!
-happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday okay i'll stop now.

March 15th: Act Happy Day
-smiles everyone (oh, this is one for the yearbook!)

March 22nd: Awards Day (Again!!!)
-the finale you've all been waiting for!

March 29th: Happy Day!
-four words: don't worry, be happy!
- by now you'll be all done being happy (with the "I Want You to Be Happy Day", the "Act Happy Day" and now- just plain "Happy Day!"- all of which are official holidays) Now, you can return to your old, gloomy self! ^_^

April 1st: April Fools Day/Grand Finale Day
-by now, i'm all done with these annoying holidays that you'll be seen celebrated here on this blog. so, along with being april fools day, you'll be able to say "good bye" to it for good, and celebrate holiday seasons in the future! Hope you enjoyed it!

Bad French, Broken Hands, and an Elvis Presely Impersonation

Salut! Il fait beau: le ciel bleu, mais tres tres tres froid! Je n'aime pas froid! Je deteste. Moi, BOFF. Il fait froid = moi, boff. Non, non-- il fait froid = moi, PAS TERRIBLE.

translation:

Yo! It's beautiful out, the sky is blue, but it's really really really cold! I don't like cold! I despise. Me is UNHAPPY. Cold = unhappy me. No, no-- the cold = AWFUL me.

Okay, sorry for the bad french. I forgot how to say "because", and the computer wouldn't let me do accents. :( Normally, i would spend more time trying to improve the french, but right now i have a more important issue.

The issue is: Man! That is one fishstickin'* good hand! (here's a close up):

And, by good i mean interesting. Obviously.

I found this on a whiteboard @ my school. I hav suspicions that my science teacher did it. He's just like that.
I know, I know, i wont neglect the fact that you're all wondering y i am posting a picture of a lopsided hand that was mindlessly doodled onto a white-board in 1 minute. Im sorry if u don't find it interesting. But it's my blog. *sticks out tongue* :P

(it's great to b in charge!!!!!)

anyway, iv been crusing about to see some other ppl's blogs. about a quarter of them r in spanish. an eighth and a smidge r about married ladies, housework, and blahblahblah blah. (oh and the other half r deserted.) The leftover part r actually cool blogs, blogs like Rice Candy, etc. that post pictures/artwork.
i hav been missing out apparently. with so many blogs using cameras to upload images that they've taken to make a blog more interesting, i feel like a loner. All my images i got from google image search. UNTIL NOW.

Yes, I, COCO JUNIPER, the great, the wise, the noble, the crazy (wait- did i say that outloud?), and the smarticle, has used A CAMERA, to make her blog more interesting.


*bows* thank you, thank you very much. (Elvis Presely, 195...)

In the future, if i see anything especially eye-catching i will try my best to take a picture of it and post it up here. So stay tuned!!!

On one last note: here's another picture i took.










it's blurry, but it's supposed to look something like this --->







*so what i say fishstickin'? I'm an individual. Luv me. (erm, jk)

'Kay, Listen Up

There has been a new addition to my blog, and they are called "labels." at the bottom of each post is some common phrases, such as "flash toys," "CJ charm," or "about this blog". This will help generalize the different posts, to see what they hav in common. If u want to look at a certain category, say "thinking in circles," then u can go over to teh side bar and click on it. Beside the category is a number, to show how many posts fall under that category.

However, not all posts hav labels on it. Since this is a new year, only the new posts done in '09 hav labels. I figure- new year, new labels, new background, new profile: everyone's happy! (but mainly me.)