Batman: "What took you so long, Batgirl?"
Batgirl: "Rush hour traffic, plus all the lights were against me. And you wouldn't want me to speed, would you?"
Robin: "Your good driving habits almost cost us our lives!"
Batman: "Rules are rules, Robin. But you do have a point."
Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"
Batman: "Easily."
Robin: "Easily."
Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."
Robin: "Thank you."
Batman: "You're welcome."
Two muffins are in an oven. One says "wow, it's hot in here!" The other one says, "Holy crow, a talking muffin!" If you were a muffin in an oven what would you say? No, don't bother. I've already got it!
Livie: Blueberry? You can do so better than that!
Camo: Hey, have you ever heard of Brandon Flours? *budumTSH*
Sweet: *singing* Cuz I'm burnin' up...burnin' up, for you baby!
The Human Fish: Does it count as cannibalism if you eat yourself?
Pebbles: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Volleyball Player: I don't know.
Pebbles: Because it was DEAD! Harharharharhar!
Camo: ?
Livie: ?
Sweet: ?
Volleyball Player: ?
Coco: Hahahahahaha!
DFM: Oh, I got one! What happened to the magical tractor?
Livie: Uh...it turned into a field?
Sweet: Wait, what does this have to do with muffins?
Pebbles: What do we have to do with muffins?
Camo: I'm hungry.
Coco: Don't even think about it.
Volleyball Player: Okay, one last one: Why did the tomatoe blush?
The Human Fish: Oh, I know this! It saw the salad dressing!
Camo: *stomach growls*
Volleyball Player: I don't think this will end well.
Pebbles: Want to ditch this gig and become donuts?
Sweet: Aww, but I like being a muffin! They're so sweet!
Camo: *stomach growls louder*
Coco: Why did the chicken cross the road?
The Human Fish: Okay, we are SO done with that.
Hmmm, where would YOU be on this times table? (click to make larger) ^D^ Squee!
Sorry, I forgot--- Round of applause goes to....THE HUMAN FISH a.k.a. Synchro! Who made her first blog!
Congrats, all of you, Pebbles, Livie, Human Fish, I am following your blogs and have high expectations. }:) heehee, well, hav fun!
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Okay, I'm so sorry this post is late. And i'm so sorry i haven't done a post in like forever.
MOVING ON.
Happy Birthday LivieLove! In the past I haven't done...well, anything for anyone's birthday (sorry, i'll b sure to do it this year), but it was almost impossible NOT to do anything for your birthday w/ all the hints being dropped in the chatbox. So, without further ado...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIVIELOVE!
TEEHEE
To celebrate I decided to share a bunch of vaguely relevent pictures! Yay! Happy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear Livielove...happy...OH JUST QUE THE SLIDESHOW.
I got you a cake, see? I do care! ^_^ It's a ghosty with blue converse. And your next one...
It's so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
I think I'm scarred for life.
Oh wait, I was already there.
Don't ever make me do that again.
But, it goes to show how much I care about your birthday! I'm stepping out of my comfort zone to show my acceptance for, uh, vigerous fangirling...I've never done that before....
Oh. Wait.
(not singling anyone out of course.)
(*cough ronnie cake cough*)
and...chicken teriyaki. With sesame seeds. *thumbs up*
Speaking of thumbs
*Seal of Approval*
And...WALL-E.
Awwwwww....
*Rubix Cube Addiction*
*Gets You Nowhere*
*Trust Me.*
*I've been there and back*
*Where was I?*
*Oh yeah.*
*Wall-E.*
Awwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
(It won an academy award too. *nods earnestly* So, yeah. Just thought you'd like to know.)
Okay, I got myself side-tracked. But you see where all of this is coming from, right?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
"You're a wizard, Harry!"
"Luke, I am your Father."
"Don't go into the light!!!"
"We are everywhere."
"If you wish upon a star..."
"DIE!!!!"
"Heyyyyyyyyyy."
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!"
"I like to move it, move it."
Happy birthday!
Okay, So I just found out that I LOVE writing in big letters. It makes it feel like all more important, and GREAT. Eh, I don't know, but when do I ever? *Kidding of course*
DON'T JUDGE ME I'M AWESOME!!!
Heehee, the big writing makes it all forceful-like. But seriously, you already knew I was awesome. Why else would you read this blog??? *shifty eyes*
Teehee, fun with words...
Well this post is rubbish.
Okay, class, wake up!! *cracks a whip* I came here with a purpose. The post isn't finished yet!!!
Class, can any of you tell me how you know if something's poisoned?
Mmmm, Yes! You in the front! Mmmhmm...Yes, that's right! It's very hard to tell if something's poisoned. Many poisons have no smell, significant feel, etc. So, how do you know?!
*shifty eyes* Sometimes you can just tell....
Okay, Class dismissed!
GRRRRRRRRR MY BROTHERS ARE SUCH HOGS!!!!!!
The One Time, the ONE TIME, my mum want to b nice and bring home a dozen donuts, my brothers hav to go SNAG every single one of them! Every one! And leave NONE for their DEAR DARLING SISTER! GRRRRRRRRRRR! What is wrong with people?
tantrum ends.
Okay, so this is going to b a short post. I'm just going to ask you a random open-response question. It was originally a random question that gets assigned 2 u on your portfolio, blogger thing, but here goes....
What is the earliest you have ever woken up to watch cartoons?
Random...hopefully I'll get some interesting responses. And if you have ABSOLUTELY nothing interesting to say, make it up. I don't care. Make it interesting.
