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Are you always falling asleep in class or at work? Do you zone out when someone is talking to you? Has daydreaming suddenly become a problem? If so, the Attentionator may be right for you!

It's so easy to use! Just connect the red wire to the blue wire, adjust the chemical imbalance, complete the electricity circuit, screw in five bolts with a flat-head screwdriver, insert twenty AA batteries, type in the access code, flick the switch, and attach to your neck. You're done!

Using expert, modern technology, the Attentionator works by shocking and momentarily immobilizing your body with a 900 watt discharge whenever you start to nod off.

(Just remember to take it off when you go to bed.)

(Remember, flick the switch, type in the access code, remove the twenty AA batteries, unscrew the five bolts with a flat-head screwdriver, disconnect the electricity circuit, hype up the chemical imbalance, and un-do the red wire from the blue wire, when you want to remove it.)

With the Attentionator you'll also be the hot topic of your community. Incredibly stylish, the Attentionator will catch the attention of everyone! You'll look like a star!

You can even personalize it with special engravings!

As an added bonus, it corrects bad posture!

Now for a word from our satisfied customers.

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If you buy now, it will come to a reduced price of $699.98. And, if you use your credit card, we'll send you you're very own microwave.

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