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"Happy" Birthday, Ronnie!

Today is Ronnie Va...something's birthday! Apparently. He's turning 33 so me, CamoLambo/Mrs.Flowers, and RAH made a cake for him. I am craving it now for whatever reason.

(Oh, and he turned 33 today. Kinda explains the two giant threes, hmm?)

It was my idea to put some Coca Cola in it to make it taste extra yummy and it sure did pay off. ;) Yum. And then we decorated the top with some really icky-gooey icing. Camo wrote "The Killers" on it, while putting random blobs of green all around while i did a mighty fine portrait of Ronnie. And it tasted good. RAH and Camo started getting exasperated by my nerdy-tech-obsession to film absolutely everything (lucky for them i remembered to bring my video camera in the first place). And then Camo wanted to show us some youtube video on Brandon laughing. {Click here.}

For the record I was slightly disturbed. Not in a bad way, but in a o.my.god. kind of way. Yep.

and just to be able to somehow fit the "celebrity" look alike label into this post, I'm going to show you what a magnificent job I did with the portrait of Ronnie's face, compared to the real deal.

Pip the Angsty Math Student, and A Guy in a Rubix Cube

In Math class we're starting a whole new unit on "spacial stuff". For today's lesson, for- you know- a bit of some loose room from after all that pressuring Research Paper and Theatre of Marcellus (hah. Phillips. hah.). She showed us, firstly how to make a box. There are eleven different ways on how to make a box (a cube) and after showing us one, she gave us some graph paper and told us to try and find the other ten.

I was on a roll. Spitting out different designs by the second, whew!

A boy at my table who I will call Pip (because his initials are P.P. so...P.P.=Pip! Tadah! Oh, and speaking of Pip, who ever is leaving those weird Pip comments in the comments box should probably stop. It's bugging me. Slightly) is supr competitive. And he got wicked aggravated at me, and my smart-spacial-thinking-senses. Whenever he would find the next one, he would show it to my math teacher, only for him to find that i had actually just come up with that and he's a few seconds late. Here's how it went

Me: Here! Done!
Teacher: Well done! You can put that design up on the board.
Pip: Whew! Finally, done!
Teacher: Awh, I'm sorry Pip. Coco already found that.
Pip: Oh...oh, okay.

...

Me: Wahoo! Another one!
Teacher: Wow, Coco. Impressive!
Pip: Not as impressive as mine!
Teacher: Oh, whoops Pip. You're too late. Coco beat you again.

...

Me: tadah!
Teacher: You're on a roll today, Coco!
Pip: TEACHER! TEACHER!
Teacher: Pip?
Pip: *gasping* Is mine right?
Teacher: Oohhh...um, Pip?
Pip: *frustrated- angry* what?
Teacher: Coco already got that.
Pip: WHAT?!?!

...

Pip: Teacher!
Teacher: There you are Pip.
Pip: Okay, tell me, is this right?
Teacher: Why yes, yes it is.
Pip: VICTORY!
Teacher: Wait, where are you going?
Pip: *confused* to put it on the board...?
Teacher: *chuckling nervously* Uh, *chuckle* no, sorry. That's already been taken.
Pip: What? *turns to look at me* YOU!
Me: What? I didn't put it up!
Pip: *hopeful again* really? *turns to Teacher* see, she didn't use it!
Teacher: No, but uh, Maddie did.
Maddie: *waves*
Pip: *silently walks back to his seat.* *bangs head on desk*
Teacher: *chuckles* heh, oh dear.

Don't forget the poll at the bottom of the page! Oh, and here's a picture of a guy in a rubix cube.


What are you talking about? Oh course it's relevent!

Daughtry Has Something He Wants To Tell You

Heyyyy, nothing much going on. I'm glad to see that most of u liked my Killer's portrait the other day. Nothing has been happening lately. I went down to a friends for the day...*i luv snowdays!*...and did some filming...my computer's mm-ing softwear crashed (kindaish)...and, i made a great discovery.

On Nickelodeon there is a show called Avatar, you may like it, you may not like it, you may have not seen it, you may think it's designed to air for 10-year-olds (in that case, i'd bet you're right), but here it is.

In Avatar there is this guy who shoots laser-bomb-explosions out of a tattoo on his forehead. Look at the following picture of him.


Now look at the following picture of Daughtry.

(here's a close-up)

Well? Bald, same mustache, mean look in eye? Are they the same man or what? I don't know if Nickelodeon did that on purpose (im willing to guess, they did) but THAT MAN IS DAUGHTRY. Period.

(and it makes sense right? Daughtry = killer-freak-dude-who-shoots-bombs-out-of-forehead. OH! I get it now!) ;)

***this is the start of a new label: "celebrity" look-alikes. I don't know how many posts I'll get out of this topic, but i'll try my best. It'll b fun. if you have any "celebrity" look-alikes (from bands, T.V., cartoons, etc.) POST A COMMENT. Yay, and thank you.