Collage Wall!

Okay, so, I like collages. It's pretty much a general rule. I'm not talking about those petty in-school projects, I mean, like making a real live collage. And, I'm not going to settle for something small.

Okay, say hi to Charlie everyone. He's the funny purple man right there. He's a famous english youtuber that's been everywhere from Nerdfighter conventions, to live BBC News! And, you know what? He's really got the right idea with that collage you see behind him.

Aaaaahh, you see where I'm going with this, correct? Okay, it's all out now. I AM GOING TO CREATE A COLLAGE WALL. A wall made of collage! Stickers and posters and maps and photoes, and knicknacks, it's a giant collage of everything that's me! My room was getting boring anyway....

But what will be on this incredible masterpiece, you say? Whatever I want.

But let's start with what I found in my junk drawer. Here's a picture.

Okay, now here's the blurb part. (Starting from upper right corner).

First there's a little foam ghosty from my little foam ghosty experiments that I apparently had as a child.

Underneath that is first, some pokemon cutouts that I have. I never did figure out what they were used for. And, there's also an Indian dollar note. Yeah, my uncle? He travels the world.

You'll also see a lego R2D2, that I love very much.

And...a receipt to Best Buy.

Below that is glove tips from when I magically transformed utterly ordinary cheap-butt gloves into FINGERLESS GLOVES. Which is cool. :) Right?

Note the orange and yellow bouncy ball for all of my orange and yellow bouncy ball needs. Also important.

The rainbow heart thing that belonged to my mum when she was a kid, and I now have. Pretty colors....

One giant gold fake pirate earring that I adore. It's my passion. I cannot part with it.

A plastic skeleton keychain that I got one time for Halloween. I...rather like it, as well.

It's hard to see, but that's a small white chicken.

Plus, three random rings. One mood-ring, one pretty beaded ring, and one that's not meant to be a ring at all, but is supposedly part of a necklace. It says "Memories" on it. Ahhhh, memories....too bad I can't remember where I got it! XD

And my beautiful tan carpeting.......blah. I was looking for an excuse to redo my room anyway.

So comment! I want to know what you think of my brilliant brilliant plan!

What I Like

I like it when the smartest kid in the class gets a question wrong. (Unless it's me.)

I like it when my science teacher gives a piece of information nobody cares about (did you know that a woodpecker can peck twenty times a second?) and everyone just looks at him as if to say "No."

I like it when preppy girls wear flipflops in the dead of winter and steps in a pile of cold snow.

I like it when my brothers are playing Yu-Gi-Oh, and I have no idea what they're saying. (Activating force-flex character proton X Shield of the Goblin raiders on the second Beast of the Cave magic card!)

I like it when a comedy show tells a bad joke, and to make up for the silence they digitally add some old record of people laughing even though they all know it's lame.

I like it when some kids start to talk about how much they hate their math teacher, when they find out she's right behind them.

I like it when those lame characters in that lame cartoon always say "this can't get any worse!" and it magically just gets worse.

I like it when people wear their pants way too high.

I like it when little kindergarten boys would point at little kindergarten girls and yell "EW! COOTIES!" and the girls would automatically look all over themselves and wonder what's wrong.

I like it when fatty cupcakes, etc. would have a big label on the side that says "reduced sugar!" as if that changed anything.

I like it when you're talking to a boy, and his voice breaks.

I like it when parents who read way to many parenting books, try to persuade their children to eat "cod oil" pills, saying that it will help "nuture the mind."

I like it when a child back-sasses their parent in front of guests, and the parent completely flips out with embarrasment.

I like it when I give a friend some candy that I think is really delicious, and their faces screw up as they try to resist the urge to spit it out.

I like it when the underpaid guy dressed up as Santa in Macy's around Christmas, trys to hurry the kids along, only to find out they have a whole speech planned out.

I like it when people dye their hair some absurd color for no reason.

I like it when, for whatever reason, you're up at a ridiculous hour, and you see people jogging outside.

I like it when you'reout at a party eating some sort of rich dessert, and the weight-watcher moms are all eyeing you venomously.

I like it when your Grandma, Aunt, etc. is watching you open their present they gave you- thinking that you'll love it- only for you to find it's something completely gross or hideous and your parents break out in a sweat behind your Grandma's back.

I like it when you go to another country, and somehow, without even hearing your accent, they'll all somehow know you're American.

I like it when you go to the beach, and there's the usual chicks in bikinis and surfers in hawaian shorts, but just when you think it's going to be completely normal, you see this really really old man in a tiny bathing suit, just trying to fit in.

I like it when you're watching a play, and in a particularily quiet scene, a baby starts bawling for no apparent reason.

I like it when a child is holding a popcicle on a really hot day, and tries to lick up all the drips at once, but ends up dropping the popcicle and buying a new one.

I like it when you're in a zoo's bathroom, and some desparate mom is trying to change her son's diaper, when all of a sudden she gets hit with a stream of pee in the face.

I like it when you're happily sitting in a toasty warm blanket under an umbrella at the side-lines of your brother's soccer game, while he's all getting soaked playing all hard-core-like in the mud.

I like it when a parent is forced to sit through two hours or something of some girlie kiddie Barbie movie with her daughter when they go to the cinema, and soon after pledge never to do that again.

I like it when a teacher sees that somebody has scribbled all over his/her board, automatically accuse the loud obnoxious student, only to immediately back up on the punishment when he/she finds out that the petite, innocent, quiet girl did it.

I like it when a cat will go and sleep somewhere totally random, and by the looks of it- completely uncomfortable, like on the microwave, in the sink, or on your brothers' scooter.

I like it when adults share this big "inside joke" about something that happened in "their time" and the onlooking teens will be disturbed or weirded out.

I like people who follow my blog.

So now you know what I like.

(I just realized, about half of the things on my list somehow include little kids. :-/ hmmm.)

Post a comment!

YouTube Contest (CLOSED)

Overall the responses I got for the YouTube contest were very funny, and honestly, it was really cool to see what you guys watch. They were all majorely aw- *whew caught myself!* excellent and I cannot express enough how much fun it was and how it would be so cool to do this again (yes? no? comments!)

But you don't really care, do you?

You just want to see who won, am I right? I am right.

Well, first you're going to have to hear me out.

YouTube videos don't have to be a drawn-out, complicated, piece of work. They can be anything you want. And with each video I watched, I felt like I was looking into YOUR SOUL (heehee, creepy). They all had some meaning to it. But, there was this one video that was different than all the others. That stood out from the crowd.

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LIVIELOVE!

For reminding us, there's a bit of youth in all of us!

And that everyone can have a great time!


Thank you all so much if you entered the contest! And Livie, I proclaim you with the Coco Juniper special cup!

What is the special cup, you ask?

Look at it.

It's just a black square, right?

WRONG!

Tilt your head from side to side, and the magical trophy of your honor will appear!

(hehe, i made it myself! ^D^)

No matter in what darkness it's in, the trophy always shines bright! (whoa, that sounds poetic!)


Congradulations! You are our winner!

Children, Don't Forget to Study Your Times Tables!

Hmmm, where would YOU be on this times table? (click to make larger) ^D^ Squee!

Sorry, I forgot--- Round of applause goes to....THE HUMAN FISH a.k.a. Synchro! Who made her first blog!

Congrats, all of you, Pebbles, Livie, Human Fish, I am following your blogs and have high expectations. }:) heehee, well, hav fun!

How To Blog (Part Two)

Here it is....How to Blog PART TWO

#5: Open-mindedness

You have to be open to new ideas. New trends, new looks on life, new anything. Blogs change just as much as we do. Change is what keeps blogs interesting (most of the time, anyway.).

'Course this doesn't mean you have to agree with every new style new fashion that comes down the road. No, no, no, no.

Other people, your readers, have different views on stuff. You have to be open-minded to their sensitivities. You have to be able to tell when it's okay to be yourself...just respect them. Have you ever seen a really racist blog become successful? Probably not. I hope not, anyway. So...yeah. Just be open-minded, mmmkay?

#4: Artist Ability

First of all, you need to be able to write. Write well. This is not okay:

Other people your readers has differ ent views on stuff you have to be oopen-minded to the ir sensitititivitivities yoo have to be ab.le to tell. when it's okay o be yourself# just....rrespect them has you never ceen a verry racist blog become succesful ihopenotanywayay probbaly& not just be open min de okay so..yeah.

Ew. Okay, I know in just about every single post I wrote i hav misspelled something or used an abbreviation like "lol" or dropped a comma, or whatever. But, basic writing skills do help. And, as far as artist ability continues to go...the better u r at writing the better off you are.

#3: Consistancy

It irks me a lot when ppl don't update their blogs regularily. Sure, you don't have to toil over it by the hour, but an update would be great. Consistancy is professional, and if you don't update your blog a lot-- it makes it really really hard to come to your blog.
Overall there is no rule on when you should update your blog. If you have this huge website that has games on it, and chatboxes, and videos, and a way to keep it moving even if you're not there, you probably won't have to update it as much as a a blog with nothing at all on the side-bar. But, like i said, there's no rule.
It would be absolutely perfect if you did a post everyday. If you forget to do a post one day, it's okay, because you have a whole ton of stuff to fall back on. Every-other-day is awesome as well. Of course, it's extremely hard to do that. You never know when plans will come up, or when you have a meltdown and can't write a post (writers-block as you may know it as). And it takes up soooooo much time on the computer that only a true hard-core to-the-grave die-hard geek would do it (*cough cough*).
So, a few times a week is good. You're in the clear. Once every two weeks or so, or once a month is very super duper really omigawsh testy. You probably won't go too, too far. But y'a'nevah know. Like i said, the ppl over at...oh, let's say iCarly don't have to update nearly as much as say me, because they have all that other sugary-hiper junk as their life-line. And, me...let's face it. You only come here to read my posts, correct? Maybe talk on the CBox a little, I guess. But, generally, it's the posts you want.
Nobody wants to read a deceased blog.

#2: Interest In What You're Doing

OMG, let me make this REALLY REALLY REALLY CLEAR. If you don't like blogging and you don't want to do it...then DON'T.

#1: Originality

There are billions of websites, and blogs, and channels, and other computer-crud stuff on the internet. What makes yours any better than theirs? What makes yours stand out? What makes yours unique? Hundreds of Thousands of people have probably already wrote a post like this: About How To Blog. So what can you do to make you'rs great?

You ponder on that.

How To Blog (Part One)

This is Important (Tune in Later on for the "How To Blog" Part Two!)

Only the most incredible people can blog. Of course, many others still do. But, you too can have what it takes to be a blogger with- "How To Blog" by Coco C. Juniper. With the complete countdown list of the Top Ten Things a Blogger Must Have To Blog. Starting With #10, we will work our way down to #1 of the most crucial things a Blogger must have to Blog (#1 being the most important, #10 the least.)

#10: Ranting.

Ranting is a skill every blogger must have. The better you rant, the better off you are. Ranting is a way of self-expression and by uniting against a common enemy (or not so common, it's a moot point) the power of a blogger grows! ^D^ Plus, it's fun to read.

Example of a Good Ranter
"I hate George Bush. I cannot think of a single good thing he has done to our country. All I can think about is where we are in our economy, our healthcare shooting up, the mess of global warming he has done very super little about- or nothing about!-,the many lives lost in the war of Iraq, and then I think to myself Oh yeah...it's all HIS fault. You know what, Bush? If you weren't capable of guiding our country and all of that other presedential stuff you took under oath, then you shouldn't have run for the next term. You're running away from your problems, Bush, no wait! You're running away from ours. And don't tell me he's only human! He's our president, and with that name comes a responsibilty. He took it, twice, and in neither time has he helped our nation. Thank you ladies and gentlemen for your time."

Example of a Bad Ranter
"D'ya know what I hate? Yah, George Bush! I mean, c'mon, who doesn't? He's just like, totally, whoa, and I'm like, you know what, yeah! It's like so not cool. Okay, he's like da sicko to the max. I mean, like look. It's just like sooo not cool. I mean, duh. George bush you suck."

#9: Style

The Personal Style of a Blogger is Crucial. As well as the actual posts, you need to sell your idea fast! People don't always take the time to read a post or two before they do a judgement on you. You need to capture their attention with style. I, personally, blog Pyzam. The bright template captures your attention. I also switch around some quotes at the top of the page, to keep it kindof fresh. And, a lot of just pretty pictures or junk or whatever, ads even!, help too. So be sure to get your look down on the page.

#8: Connected

It really, really, helps if your somehow connected. About, like, 75% of posts are on friends, family, social junk, etc., etc. It's great if, even if you fly solo and don't share blogs, to have someone elses voice, it can be a little snippit here and there, about what they say. And...it's fun to talk about people. Not in a negitive way, but honestly, there's only so much you can put down about YouTube or Flicker, or Facebook, or AIM, or I don't even really care what your network is. Have a debate *shrugs*.

#7: Interest In Your Readers

It's great to have an interest in your readers. Saying "thanks" doesn't hurt, and interacting a little, like doing contests, or giving honorable mentions to your regulars. In fact, that's how Stephanie Meyer got her big name- by talking to her fans online. If it weren't for that, she'd probably still be a small time author, not really recognized at all. (Maybe, maybe not. Idk.) Anyway, it makes ppl feel like you do care, and could hit you some big numbers in publicity. :)

#6: Variation

Guess, what? Other webloggers dont' want to read 365 posts on how you love iCarly, or how you love American Idol, or how you love Desperate Housewives. Vary it!!! Surprising your readers with something different, keeps them on their toes and interested. And, by surprising, i don't mean being completely random. (But, if you want to be random, so be it. I shouldn't be talking.) If your becoming a bit of a one-note, just trail on a different path. Rant on things that bug you. Babble about your childhood. Tie some loose ends. Give a "HowTo" on something (examples would be: "how to write a blog post", "how to be emo," "how to dress fashionably", "how to knit", "how to be just like me."). If your blog has a certain theme to it (i.e. music, poetry, cake wrecks,) you can still keep to it, just do it in a slightly different way. Use your imaginations, whatever.

I Did It! I Did It! WINNER!

Okay, So remember a LONG time ago, I promised to create a "schedule" of events, such as "Love Your Robot Day" (February 7th), and "For Pete's Sake Day" (February 26th).

WAHHHH! I'm so sorry!

It totally didnt happen. and it makes it even worse because it was such an AWESOME idea, i would hav loved doing it, what can I say?

which means it's...

Excuse time, excuse time, it's time for excuses!

Well, It's a mixture of a) forgetting and b) being too lazy, so in the event i DID remember, i'd be too lazy to do it anyway.

I'd also like to point out that I'm writing in ORANGE.

Oh my GAWD. Orange. Like, I know. Oh my gawd.

So, I would like to broadcast that, since the whole idea of a CJ Forever calendar is really cool, I am going to give it another shot!

:D :D :D

...But not now. First I have to drive over to CVS or market basket or i don't even really care, i just need a calendar, so i can mark down all the events and hang it directly above my computer.

So, I'd have NO excuses.

(Kinda, sorta, maybe, this is the closest thing to definite that you get from me.)

because, you guys are my greatest adventure. :) <33333

(LOL, not)

(But you're still pretty rockin ^_^')

now, I suppose you're wondering from the title, what I am raving about. Well, it's kindof sorta 2 things.

the first one is...February 27th was scheduled originally to be "I May or May Not Decide to Post Today Day."

And...

TADAHHHHH!

I did it.

I'm a winner.

In your face.

Shahhhhh.

Oh, and the other thing was that I'm writing in orange.

(Oh my GAWD.)