Donkey Model? Good Grief!

We believe beauty can be found in many places, but who would have predicted that a donkey could make headlines on a fashion magazine? "It's a fashion dead-end," Sandy Cheeks from Bikini Bottom states, "we can trust that style has finally left forever."

Or has it?

Producers of the magazine "Model" contradict that Donkey is a rare kind of his breed, and has uncharacteristic grace. "Donkey just screams beauty," says Ugly Betty, head producer of the magazine, "but more than that, he gives a positive influence to the public that no fashion icon before him has presented." It's true, Donkey has been giving very inspirational speeches now that he's climbed to power. He had already been mildly well-known, from his role in "Shrek", but now he has become more than a supporting character. He is the star!

"Yes, yes, I always try to look my best," Donkey tells us shortly after the photo-shoot in Los Angeles. "I shampoo every three hours, and add a finishing after-gel to my coat for extra sheen ever half an hour. I was hesitant to using bright Coral lipstick with my skin-tone, but with a little balancing nail-polish and mascara, it worked out after all. Also the blush...."

However, some question Donkey's right to lead. "It's irrational," Billy-Bob-Joe of Utah complains. "Donkey has no idea what is being thrust on his shoulders. Donkeys can't be models. For goodness sake, HE'S NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES."

Madonna agrees heartily. "Of course, i don't think Donkey is worthy. Look at him! Mascara?! Donkeys CANNOT wear mascara!"

But anyway, Donkey still remains at large. Even Shrek supports his movement. "Well sure, it's undignifying, and wrong, and gross, and stupid, and wacky, and appalling, and shocking, and scarring, and hideous, and terrible, and horrible, and frightning--but i respect-" (air-quotes around "respect) "- and humor his decision. NOW GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!"

How long will this last? What will come of it? There are many risks of having Donkey a model and open to the public, but can he handle it? Vote here at cocojuniper.blogspot.com!