Hoozah!

Ppl r very predictable. Think about it.

If i went up to some of my friends, to think of a few, and smacked them, i can probably predict what they'd do to me.

One of my friends would yell "OW! What the heck?!" and smack me back.

The second one would be very hurt (not physically), and stare at me w/ a shattered expression (oh no...my heart is aching already....)

The third one would b completely baffled, rub their cheek and ask "What did i do?"

The fourth one would whack me on the head w/ whatevr they happen to be carrying at the time and say "Get a grip!"

If i went up to them and gave them $20, i can probably predict how they'd react.

#1: would blink a few times, then say in a quiet voice: "I can't accept this."

#2: would stare at me as if this was some sort of joke, then say "..what? seriously?!"
#3: would grin widely and say "Gee thanks!!!"
#4: would scratch their head, shrug, then snatch up the moolah before i can change my mind.

If I went up to them and sneezed, i can try to predict what they'd do.

#1: would say (looking at me with concern) "do you need a tissue?" OR "r u okay?"
#2: would cringe away, "ew ew ew ew!"
#3: would go; "do you MIND?"
#4: would flick mutter, "wierdo," and walk away with a disgusted expression.


Me is psychic, yo. Hoozah! (Meh new word)