CD Confessions, Random Emicons, Plus a Heck of a Lot of Plain-White-T's

Beautiful. I Luv it. At first i thought all the rows were exactly the same, but if you look close that's not the case. Start from the top of one row, and as your eyes roam down, the still-motion animation takes place.

CONFESSION TIME: (y do i hav deja vu?) I don't have many CDs. I never really needed one with my iPod taking all the charges. iPods are more handy, the songs are a buck each, and i luv my iPod. But, like i said before i believe, there r kindof a drawback of having no CDs. Like, you having no music for mm-ing. The only CDs I do have are a precious few. Many of which i am not proud of.

Plain White T's: BIG BAD WORLD
what can i say about this? Well, i was wandering about the mall with no direction, and then i hear there's a special deal on CDs in Aeropostle. I normally don't go in Aerpostle, but i luv sales and i need CDs (see the paragraph above). The teenage-boy-store-clerk-dude says that you get a free t-shirt with a picture of the band on it, if you buy the album. I wuz sold. Then, with my new PLAIN WHITE T'S t-shirt I went home and listened to the CD.
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I only got around to listening to one song. It was called "Natural Disaster" and i think that my ear drums got burned. I wuz coughing up smoke for days after. I never listened to them again.
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*no offense Plain White T's. You still rock (or you know, whatevr u call ur music)*
...
then, when i wuz looking through my CDs, i found it again and gave it a second chance. I wasn't very impressed overall, sorry guys, but the first song "Big Bad World" had a beat that would b easy to match clips from my camera with. And it was pretty good, you know, for teenage-boy-st0re-clerk-dude's style of music at Aeropostle with a free T-shirt (*smiles*). So, im going to see how i can remix it up later.
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(Psst! Pebbles? Remember when u came over for my mum's "open house" thingy and we used my camera to film stuff? I might use that footage for the music. ^_^ i need to look it over though. I'm not sure if it's enough for 4 minutes straight, but i might jam it up a li'l. who knows.)

Avril Lavigne: LET GO
there was a sale at the mall. (again? I know. I luv sales.) Avril Lavigne has some style.

Shrek 2: SHREK TWO MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK
It was a gift. And, it's a pretty good gift too. They don't even sell it anymore. I was listening to "As Lovers Go" by Dashboard Confessional. I liked it, i really did. now, i don't know what happened. "Little Drop of Poison" by Tom Waits is on. It's sinister, deppressing and horrible. Yay! (umm...). There's also "Accidentally in Love" by Counting Crows on it. I think everyone has heard that song at least once.

Ghostbusters: GHOSTBUSTERS-ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK ALBUM
I haf no idea. It's my mum+dad's. It's full of really bad songs from the 70's. Some are okay...but the rest are eye-twitching, ear-burning, tongue-twisting, babble. I usually don't bash oldies music. That's not my style. I listen to quite a few songs from the 80s, and some fromt he 70s. But this album...*shakes head*...idk.
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Still it's a classic. Come on everyone. "Who ya gonna call?...GHOSTBUSTERS *drum thing*"
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hahahahaaaa

Hillary Duff: HILLARY DUFF
I don't even know. I got it in like 1st grade. I don't remember what songs are on it. I don't remember if i even liked it. It's all...a blur....i've lost the CD in it, so now all i hav is the case. So technically, this doesn't qualify for a CD. Whoops.

Raven Symone (i think that's how you spell her name): THAT'S SO RAVEN DISNEY SOUNDTRACK
ditto.

...and like that, there are some other CD cases wif no CD in it...and vice-versa...so i feel that this topic is sliding to a close. You hear it, right? Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuop. That's this post gradually...
sliding
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It Just Never Gets Old (Okay, Maybe It Does)

hey guys. got my mm-ing system back up and working. working on another project...s'all good.
















heeh. heeh.

Okay. Sorry guys. Honestly, im now SO over it.

It's DONE.

sooo...

what now?

*rocks back and forth on heels*

ummmm

...

okay- ONE more.




Ta-dah!

...

Like i said- DONE.

Daughtry Has Something He Wants To Tell You

Heyyyy, nothing much going on. I'm glad to see that most of u liked my Killer's portrait the other day. Nothing has been happening lately. I went down to a friends for the day...*i luv snowdays!*...and did some filming...my computer's mm-ing softwear crashed (kindaish)...and, i made a great discovery.

On Nickelodeon there is a show called Avatar, you may like it, you may not like it, you may have not seen it, you may think it's designed to air for 10-year-olds (in that case, i'd bet you're right), but here it is.

In Avatar there is this guy who shoots laser-bomb-explosions out of a tattoo on his forehead. Look at the following picture of him.


Now look at the following picture of Daughtry.

(here's a close-up)

Well? Bald, same mustache, mean look in eye? Are they the same man or what? I don't know if Nickelodeon did that on purpose (im willing to guess, they did) but THAT MAN IS DAUGHTRY. Period.

(and it makes sense right? Daughtry = killer-freak-dude-who-shoots-bombs-out-of-forehead. OH! I get it now!) ;)

***this is the start of a new label: "celebrity" look-alikes. I don't know how many posts I'll get out of this topic, but i'll try my best. It'll b fun. if you have any "celebrity" look-alikes (from bands, T.V., cartoons, etc.) POST A COMMENT. Yay, and thank you.

"When You Were Young"

...you probably weren't this strange. But, you didn't have a blog, now didja?


Congratulations CamoLambo, for finally "meeting" Brandon Flowers. Yay! In "celebration" of this, I have drawn a picture of THE KILLERS (Brandon, Mark, Dave, and Ronnie!). I luv cartooning, and this seemed like the perfect opportunity for free-style sketching. I did it in, like, 15 minutes, but it's 100% masterpiece. What do you guys all think?

(and here I am, approving it)

I couldn't remember if Mark was the weird guy with the 'fro and the guitar, or Dave was. Either way, it doesn't matter so much.

What? I didn't have enough room on the paper for Ronnie! So I have my priorities....
(I am slightly biased.)

Brandon. Very good overall. Looks like he's about 10-years-old, but IN A GOOD WAY. Right? Yes. That's what I thought. (hahaha, i just realized he's wearing girl shoes. *smiles*)

Dave (or mark). He's got the 'fro...eyeliner...creepy look in the eye...check, check, and check! Oh, and ignore the fact he has no arms and horse-feet. It's all part of the rock-star look. Erm.

Mark (or dave). He started to look like a bit of a girl, so I had to add the overly-muscular gorilla arms and stubble to "man it up". I'm very proud of my work, actually. The whole "staring into your soul" was intensional. Again, rock-star look. Or, you know, close enough.

Ronnie. I'm pretty sure, he's the drummer in the band. I know my drawing of a drumset is way off, but whatev.
(He looks good in miniature...yeah, not bad)

***so congrats to CamoLambo again, for obtaining Brandon Flowers's Flowers (see the little seal below).

Blonde Jokes...You Know

Just got done with my note taking and essay. Wanna know what my essay title is called? "Drooge". *smiles*

Nothing much to report. CamoLambo is finally going 2 a Killers concert. ^_^ Pebbles, I'm sorry I didn't make it to the concert tonight. I wuz working on my essay (see above- "Drooge"). Umm, apart from that- i took my music test today. Guitar. 6_6. I learned that I can actually play the guitar. And I'm not that bad! ^_^

I was notified that i missed a few "holidays" from one of my earlier posts. I am sorry. I guess i just like to think of them as "guidelines" or "suggestions". That, and i totally forgot. *whistles* yeah, ain't that clevah of me?
Since I haven't got anything better to say, I guess I'll just share you some dumb blonde jokes (yay! I luv these!). enjoy.


A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.

MM-ing

updating again:

I feel horrible. I'm sneezing and coughing and weezing and blowing my nose all over the place. I hav soccer in a few hours, and I seriously don't think I'm up to it.

MM Update: (M. M. stands for "movie making" if this is new to you). Okay, turns out I can't import songs I bought on iTunes onto Windows Movie Maker because it's locked, and there is no way I can fix it without breaking the law. Theoretically. However, what I can do is burn songs from CDs, onto iTunes- then import them to Windows Movie Maker. Meaning, if I want to use a song for mm-ing, I would hav to go buy the CD. Ew.

I don't want to spend $20 for each CD, just because I want to use one certain song on each one. And they're like a buck @ iTunes. GR.

And the CDs I do own are very lame. And, of them there are few. It doesn't bother me much though. I mean, Iv had an ipod since forever-- so what's the urgency?

There's a price at being a 1-man-band. It's hardr to get the good footage u need. But it's not limited. I wuz watching a movie with my dad, and like at the beginning of almost all dvds, there was this "Buying Pirated DVDs is Against the Law" video. Click here to see it. It's very simple. There's no words. The footage is plain and clear. Not too complicated- not too exciting. The zooming in and out is basic stuff. So why is the video so powerful? Soundeffects, help, the big words are better, but the over all "super-spy" bluntness is what makes it capturing. it's kinda weird talking about just some tacked on 30 sec video for a $9 dvd like it's The Titanic, oscar-nominated film, but when your into mm-ing like me, ya can't help it.

I almost want to say I want to create an after-school activity, where a bunch of kids and I would work on an actual music video. That would b fun. ;)

What else...mmmm... DFM's video is having difficulties uploading, so i don't think that's going to work. And, uh, I shared my D&S Sk8er Boi Video with my GS troop. Okay. Bye.

(Title)

Lemme just update you on watz going on:

'Kay Thursday night i went to Bramble's concert. Which was nice. One of their songs, called "Peter, Peter" was sung in a REALLY terrible British accent. My mum thought it was funny, which made me sparked seeing as she NEVER let's me mock an English accent.

Friday: School. Ummm, nothing much. I did flashlight tag instead of chorus ^_^. that was great. I learned that i cannot see in the dark at all. I remember doing a paper in elementary school about how people with blue eyes can see in the dark better, and people with brown can reflect more light- meaning they can see into bright light better. That may explain a lot, actually. Anyway, i was stumbling around in the dark of the auditorium, groping my hands around the isle of seats as i moved around. At one point, i was reaching forward and i felt something warm and squishy under my palm. I think "OMG, who's face am I touching?" when i hear this older-girl voice say in a really prissy voice- "Get off my face!"

Apart from that I only got run over about a half a million times. If I didn't hav really poor night-vision, i think it would hav been cool to be able to blend into the dark like that. It's like a really creepy wizardry thing. Now you see me...now you don't.

You'll notice over at the side-bar- under the mix-pod ipod is a thing callled a stat counter. It's no big. It's just a little experiment of mine to see how popular my blog is. Every time someone pulls u a window with cocojuniper.blogspot.com on it, it will make note. Of course, it isn't exactly full proof. I could spend the whole day bringing CJ Forever up in a browser then exiting out- to make the # go higher. But i thought it would b kindof interesting.

That's it. Thank y'all. Enjoy the random pic. below. (Cuz it's still funny...)


more animals

Obama is Real

It feels...weird.

Bush not being president.

Obama in the house. No longer a campaign. A hope. A chance. A slogan. He's...real now.

His plans are real.
His promises are real.
McCain is not real.
Bush is not real. Bush is a man. Bush is a person. Bush is a citizen.

A citizen.

Like, not president.

Whoa.

OBAMA. IS. PRESIDENT. NOW.

The posters are down.
The ads are over.
The bumper-stickers are finished.
But the plans aren't.

I'm so used to thinking of Obama as an image. A poster. A speech. But all that's over. The election's over. Posters are now silly. Ads are useless. Bumper-stickers done. There's no slogan to hide behind, no campaign, no voters, it's all in the open. It's all vulnerably open.

The only things that are real now is the economy. global warming. education. iraq war. healthcare. those are still real.

there is no longer a hope.

there is Obama.

It's all in his hands now. Good luck new president. To show my support I have put an Obama button on the side-bar.

Peace Out, Everyone

Peace out people
Peace out universe
animals,
forests,
hilltops,
mountains,
rivers,
valleys,
lakes,
oceans,
sky,
trees,
grasslands,
Savannas,
waterfalls,
kingdoms far away,
kingdoms close,
kingdoms in the past,
future,
present,
or none at all.
Peace out boys,
Peace out girls,
Darns it- PEACE OUT AMERICA.

(In answer to your question: I don't know)

NANO TIME

So far I hav tried to make 2 music playlists for this blog in the past. And neither one really fit. But here, finally, i think i hav something worth a thousand words...it's an IPOD NANO!

(Lookee at sidebar... ------->)

Each song was specifically, carefully, and mindfully selected.

Okay, maybe not. I did it in 2 minutes. But, that's okay! *thumbs up*

"We Have Chose Hope Over Fear" - President Barack Obama, Inauguration Speech '09

Deep, dramatic words...but then, again- we liv in a deep dramatic world. Go figure! *cough cough*

Well, i watched the inauguration today during school. I thought it was truly a masterful experience. Corny already? Sorry.

Since I'm hoping you all know what I'm talking about, I won't give you a summary, but rather stuff I noticed during it.

*When barack obama was giving his oath, it looked like he messed up. IS NOT SO. The guy of justice who was reading it to him, messed up and did it in the wrong order. Barack Obama started to repeat what he said, then realized it was wrong and stopped.

*He thanked George Bush for his "generosity and cooperation." Careful, careful words. I feel an undercurrent of emotion under that. It's saying "you messed up big-time, but I forgive you because I'm the President of the United States."

*His speech was very powerful. Good job, Barack Obama. There was lots of poetic rhythm, moving points, and a uniting conclusion. There was lots of stuff i wanted to record and take note on, but couldn't. There was one phrase, though, that I remember and have written down (apart from, you know, the quote in the title). Ahem. "We are ready to lead once more." Again, a cautiously meneuvered diss to G. Bush. Nicely done, President. *applauds*

*This probably shouldn't matter, but it occured to me that he was wearing a red tie. Which was strange, since he was a democrat he usually wore a blue tie for the campaign. I wonder if this is a blow to McCain. I'm the president, and I can wear any color tie I want. Ha. Haha. Ha-a-a-a. Or maybe I'm becoming paranoid.

Over to the right you would have noticed a picture. I drew it on lined paper (sorry) while watching the campaign. It shows Obama, Michelle (his wife), his two daughters, Biden, and then teh unfinished head to the side was going to be Bush. So here it is. Pretty bad, huh? I'm sorry. I didn't have a table or book or anything to lean on, so i used my knee. Tell me what you think.

Not Going To Happen

I liek my horoscopes. I know the segments pulled out of low-funded newspapers written by middle-aged women on a sunday afternoon while drinking tea are fakeish. They look over common qualities that the horoscope has (such as scorpio = sarcastic) and make up something to go along with it (you will tell a sarcastic joke.)
Now i liek horoscopes, okay. I think they're cool and personal and unique. I leik being a libra, and i wuz looking around for some little flash toy i could put up on my blog that represents that. I was deeply disappointed.

1) Out of liek 50 different flash toys for horoscopes, only two were Libras. TWO!!!! What, are we not like cool enough or anything? *death glare*
2) and the two of them that were there were terrible. Observe:

Not too bad. But the zebra stripes and the pink? Not working.

You can't put that up on the web and expect it to not be provoking. I have much tolerance for this type of stuff, but man buttocks representing the most balanced of all horoscopes? I'm not okay with that. Plus, it's sexist. Though it's mostly the man buttocks.

I'm telling you guys- not going to happen.

So, if you know where i can get a good libra horoscope thing to put up, you'd tell me right? Thanx guys, i appreciate it.

Martin Luther King Day, Again

Okay, the last post was pretty slow, so here's a remake. I'm going to use the old CJ format i used last time. A picture, a link, a question, a statement, and a knock-knock joke. Ready, here goes...
There's the picture. ---> it's Martin Luther King for Google. Pretty cool, ain't it? Oh! *idea* i should totally create a google collection, showing every different google format (including this one)! Too bad im lazy, huh? Either way, i think it's pretty cool. And, it's only around once a year *waggles finger knowingly*.

'Kay, click here now. It's a video celebrating Martin Luther King's speeches, and the inaugeration of Barack Obama (which is TOMORROW)! Huzzah, america.

Question: Is Rev. King a great man, or what?!?!
Statement: Rev. King is a great man.

That statement too self-explanitory? 'Kay here's another:

Statement: loofah is the name for a tropical vine fruit. (I actually already mentioned this to you before, first one to find where i first mentioned it get's an honorary mention! Ready...set...GO!) If you don't believe me- go here for proof. The internet does not lie *winks*.

Im not entirely sure what that has to do with anything. But whatevr.

(and no, I refuse to do a knock-knock joke. Im sorry. I'm drawing the line there.)

MLK Day

Hey guys. Just before i left for the Martin Luter King Jr. speech that was going on in my church, i put up a poll. the poll asked u what you thought of this blog. I wuz actually fairly pleased with the answers. First of all im pleased that one of you thought i wuz funny. Whoevr did that- THANX! that warms my heart. And then the rest of you said it's because im yur friend, which feels good too. I'm also happy because nobody picked "Coco's my hero." That would be unsettling.
Back to Dr. King. I was probably chewing on my bacon for the first part of the speech (they had refreshments downstairs, and one brilliant, brilliant person brought in bacon. so that wuz good) and for the second part of it, i wuz sniffing my hands, because they still smelled lik bacon. Apart from that, i listened closely, and enjoyed what they had to say. I do actually feel moved. I feel like somebody picked me up, walked a few paces, then put me down again. not too far away, but still. Meh state senator came and gav us a few quick words (*shrugs*) and then we had a speech from a wonderful woman called Beverly (who founded a lot of African-American museums in her time). And, that wuz that.

Martin Luther King Jr. wuz a great, great, man.

I don't know what else to say on the subject. tommorow, i should have something real nice about Bush for the inaugeration, and maybe (if Blogger can finally step up!) i'll have DFM's video.

Peace out.

This One's to Dark

**this post is dedicated to DFM, for i did a video about her blog. I know she didn't agree to it (I'm sorry!) but here it is. It's really bad. I tried to include some stuff you liked (One Piece, Lord of the Rings, Avril Lavigne...) but...well, i hope you like it!

Hello again. Right now, it's currently 9:22 PM and i found out something both depressing and lifting at the same time.
The depressing part is that i found out that you CANNOT pass iTunes doc. to Windows Movie Maker.The lifting part is that you CAN pass songs from CDs to Windows Movie Maker.

Meaning, if i want to use a song, im going to hav to buy it on CD. Which is not fun. Because i don't have THAT much money on me. And all the songs i want, don't all come on one CD. Fishsticks.
On the upside, that's not so bad, because i don't hav to use The Posies again. So, im okay.

So, instead of using Mitternacht for DFM's music vid thingy, or something like that, i had to use..."Bella is Part of the Family."

It's from Twilight.

*plugs ears from DFM's furious cries* I know, i know. But, i cleared that all up see? I specifically put a twilight hater symbol on it. So, it's all cool now.

This video is taking a heck of a long time to load. In the meantime I'll talk about the creation a bit.

1) I tried to include elements of DFM, (One Piece, Warrior Cats, Avril Lavigne...). Tried.
2) The thing at the end, with all the "Coco Juniper" jazz. Heh. Heh. Yeah, that's like my own little signature move. I tack it on the end of all my movies. (I am soooo random!) I kindof like it. Due to my limited sources (moment of truth- since iv had my iPod for a while now, so i never really wanted many CDs.) I had to use more Twilight music. It's the music, when all the bad vampires enter the screen. I think it's kindof edgy. Not my first pick, but it's all i can do for now.
3) That part from Elf, with the raccoon? No, that doesn't have ANYTHING to do with DFM. I was just getting desperate from lack of footage, and needed something dramatic. And...that happened.
4)GRRR! Y is this taking so long to upload? it's not that complicated!!
5)I'm looking at the video now in another screen. I always knew from the start that it was going to be bad, but i never believed that it would be THAT bad! Shield your eyes! Dial 911! Hide the children! I'm sorry, DFM, it's truly awful. But i did try. And that has to count for something. *smiles hopefully*
6) this is my first time using Blogger video. Is it always supposed to take this long?
7) I have done many other movies, some of which are way better than the one below. But, unfortunetely, i can't show the other ones. :(
8) WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?!?!
9) oh, random fact: i looked on iTunes. They have Niska Banja!
10) Okay, i giv up. I'm going to bed. Talk to you in the morning *stifles yawn* Peace out.
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'Kay, it's 8:59 in the morning, i just woke up to find MY DAD TURNED OFF THE COMPUTER MEANING ALL MY PROGRESS IS LOST! *huffs*. So, im starting over again. Ttyl, when i get back from some MLK speech at meh church...

It's 3:44 pm. I can't tell if it's still uploading or not. If it doesn't show up on your computer then, im sorry. You'll hav to see it later. Ttyl. Here you go...





(and don't worry about my feelings. I know it bites too. Fishsticks)

A Success...I Believe

Hello, everyone. You would think it would be a slow day for me, wouldncha? With me spending a lot of time on the computer? WRONG! I'm like SO excited right now! I just figured out how to transfer song documents from iTunes to Windows Movie Maker! Which ROCKS, because i can create music videos using songs of my choice. Otherwise, i'd be stuck with a band NOBODY has ever heard about (or at least me, and every person i asked) The Posies. And this techno thing that's basically consisting of a metronome and bongos. Erm. So, im thrilled! In the future, i can create TONS of music videos, and stuff. Im currently making one for DFM, which is supposed to advertise her blog. ^_^ so, im so excited now! (I'll see if i can post it up here later, when i'm done).

i also went cookie selling today. Which is normally a drag. Because half of the time i stand outside in the freezing snow, waiting for some of the slower neighbors to finally answer the door (or find out that they're not home). I was "selling" cookies (i can't really say im selling though, seeing as NOBODY WUZ HOME) and then one of my neighbors says "Hey! D'you want a bullitenboard?" I say, "sure" and now i've got my own bulliten board.. Hmm. So, i would call it a success...i think.

This is such a boring post, im sorry. I'll do bttr tommorow. (Or maybe today, depending on how long it takes for my mom/dad to kick me off the computer). For now, i'll just give you this semi creepy picture of a smiley face. Enjoy. Right.

Is This Funny?

Bramble thought it would be wickedly amusing to create his own poster to hang on the door of my room, meant to warn visitors about...(this sounds kinda bad) the horrors.



"Terifing imijes beyond this point"

and then, to be a bit more specific, he added "skary cave/room"
the / really takes away from the scary, doesn't it?

And then, he decided to add a little illistration, complete with a large "S", some salactites/salactmites, and a large metal door.


And the bats.

I think there're cute. You know, in a freak, gory, bloodsucking way (like Edward Cullen.) (Jk.)

There're my favorite part of the whole thing. I wouldn't trade them for the world. Evar. I'm trying to persuade him to do another. I LUV LUV LUV the bats. (It is sooo going up on the side bar.) (I'll just see if i can remix the colors first, or something.) He won't make me another one though. Apparently he thinks it'll damage his ego. Niiiiiice

The next thing i want to point out is very insulting, uncalled for, and questions my authority. Scroll down and take a peek.


It's blurry, I apologize. But if it's hard to tell, it's a sticker with "DINOSAUR" with a picture beneath it of a T-Rex consuming a piece of prey.

(Or at least i think that's what it's doing. it's hard to tell, even in real life.)

I'm still stunned. A...a...a, excuse me? Dinosaur. Oh, that's right. Yeah, and the blood is just sooooo necessary. *grumbles*

So, what do you think- is this funny?

A Lot Of Work On My Part, Actually. Yo Bettah Like It.

Today is---HAPPY NOTHING DAY! *toots horn* *streamers fall from ceiling* *etc.* I totally don't know what that means, but it's recorded that January 16th is Nothing Day! So Huzzah!
Since i like blogging, and like to humor myself into thinking that i hav interesting work, i will create a calendar, of special events, celebrations, "parties", concerts, blahblah, etc. These will make you all cool and psyched to come and enjoy CJ Forever, right?
Didn't think so.

January 22nd: Answer Your Cat's Question Day
-btw, this is an official holiday. no lie. I'll have a post about 1) my cats (maybe pictures too- fingers crossed!!!) 2) uh, cat's rights. (*shifty eyes*) 3) warrior cats, contest winners too! So get those entries in- you know the due date!

January 24th: Awards Day
-well, you'll just have to wait and see!

January 27th: Thomas (*snickers*) Crapper Day
-Thomas Crapper was the guy who perfected the flushing toilet. ironic, huh? (Oh don't act all dignified- you're not too polite that you wouldn't see the humor!!!!)
-yeah, i'll have a REAL good post ready for that.
-again, real holiday

February 2nd: Groundhog Day
-probably nothing. Or is it? No, you're right- it's probably nothing. You'll still tune in though, right?

February 7th: Love Your Robot Day
-oh you know, theres's the techy nerdy stuff you hear from me occasionly and then there's THIS. Heh heh. Lurv me da robot day.

February 11th: Bun Day
-this only is in Iceland, but you know...
-oh, just come!

February 14th: Valentines Day
-le sigh...well, okay. Fine. Fine. I'll do a post for valentines day. *grumbles* i don't hav to be happy about it.

February 22nd: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Day
-uhm, well it's a post- see? About, you know, the suite life of zack and cody? work with me, pplz!
-no, i don't like the show much. But, i'll still work it out!

February 26th: For Pete's Sake Day
-secrets for Virtual Tarot- Peter answers! Pull off this prank to fool your friends! Haha!

February 27th: I May Or May Not Decide To Post Today
-you'll hav to see!

March 3rd: I Want You to Be Happy Day
-no lie- it's real.
-come see Coco Juniper try to pull off making people happy, and learn how you can make people happy as well!

March 6th: National Procrastination Day
-i'll probably put off doing this post 'till last minute.

March 10th: SURPRISE!
-special surprise planned for you today!

March 14th: Bramble's Birthday!
-happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday okay i'll stop now.

March 15th: Act Happy Day
-smiles everyone (oh, this is one for the yearbook!)

March 22nd: Awards Day (Again!!!)
-the finale you've all been waiting for!

March 29th: Happy Day!
-four words: don't worry, be happy!
- by now you'll be all done being happy (with the "I Want You to Be Happy Day", the "Act Happy Day" and now- just plain "Happy Day!"- all of which are official holidays) Now, you can return to your old, gloomy self! ^_^

April 1st: April Fools Day/Grand Finale Day
-by now, i'm all done with these annoying holidays that you'll be seen celebrated here on this blog. so, along with being april fools day, you'll be able to say "good bye" to it for good, and celebrate holiday seasons in the future! Hope you enjoyed it!

Save Sky!

This Coco Juniper post is made to be deliberately like a CNN news broadcast. Tell me how it goes, mmkay?

Coco: Greetings, watchers. Today I am sorry to entitle you to some very grave news. Sky Juniper, mascot and friend to cocojuniper.blogspot.com, is missing. Allow me to switch over to Mr. Darcy, who is reporting from the crime scene. Doctor?

Mr. Darcy: Grave news indeed. Sky has been a beacon of hope to bloggers everywhere, ensuring safe prosperity to CJ Forever. But now, reports are flying everywhere of a tragic accident that has ensured his mishap. Witnesses tell me that Sky, after returning from the zoo, was run over by a minivan. Princess Peach, would you care to explain what you saw?

Princess Peach: Of course. I was only coming back from dress shopping- they just don't sell pink dresses like they used to!- when i hear a SCREECH and a HOWL as Sky the Weasel was squished by the oncoming van.

Mr. Darcy: *alarmed* Squished by a van? How could it be so? Are you to believe that Sky is dead?

Princess Peach: Hmmm. Well. Okay. I always assumed that Sky was strong for a weasel, but even then the chances of survival are slim. Uhm...well then. This is unfortunate. Err...call of the search!

Obi-Wan-Kenobi: *appears out of nowhere*Not so fast!

Mr. Darcy: Obi-Wan-Kenobi! From Star Wars? Aren't you supposed to be dead?!

Obi-Wan-Kenobi: Why yes, yes I am.

Mr. Darcy: *blustering* But, uh, then, uhm, are you, to, here and, then I, and Sky the weasel, and er, the uh search?

Voldermort: *appears out of nowhere* Stop blustering fool!

Mr. Darcy, Princess Peach, Obi-Wan-Kenobi: VOLDERMORT?!?!

Voldermort: It is me! The great, the almighty- VOLDERMORT! Aha!

Princess Peach: What the heck are you doing here?

Voldermort: That is no way to address the Dark Lord. I sentence you to- ETERNAL PAIN!

Princess Peach: Ahhhhhhhhh! *turns into pile of ash*

Mr. Darcy: WHAT is GOING on HERE!

Voldermort: That was no van that smooshed Sky the Weasel! It was I! Voldermort! I wanted to rid of him to curse the world with evil, so I turned Indiana Jones into a red minivan and bribed Ron Weasely into running him down!

Obi-Won-Kenobi: *turns around to look at Ron who, coincidentally, is standing right behind them* How could you, laddie?! You endangered earth, the universe, and Indiana Jones! Where is he anyway?

Ron Weasely: *nervously* I kindof ran him into a stopsign.

Obi-Won-Kenobi: YOU!

Voldermort: *inturrupting* SILENCE! This is about ME, remember? It was MY plan! Stop stealing my spotlight- BE GONE!

Ron Weasely: Ahhhhhhhh! *turns into pile of ash*

Voldermort: Much better.

Princess Peach: *who miraculously is well enough to talk* Can't argue with ya there.

Obi-Won-Kenobi: ENOUGH! This has gone too far! Voldermort, GET OUT OF HERE!

Voldermort: Make me!

Princess Peach: *chants* Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Obi-Won-Kenobi: the tables are turned. I may have been defeated by my apprentice, but you will never reign over ME!

Voldermort: Harry Potter can believe all he wants. He is no match for I, either. If it's a fight they want, it's a fight you'll get.

Princess Peach: Let the battle between fantasy and sci-fi begin!

Indiana Jones: *who runs over, still in minivan form* STOP!

Princess Peach: No! Don't listen to him- he's just a truck!

Indiana Jones: you're one to talk!

Mr. Darcy: What is going on here?!?

Indiana Jones: Don't listen to her! We must not be fighting at times like this. There is something important I need to tell you! Sky the Weasel is still alive!

Mr. Darcy: What?

Princess Peach: What?

Obi-Won-Kenobi: What?

Ron Weasely: What?

Voldermort: What! No!

Indiana Jones: It's true! That was not him I ran over, he is still alive!

Princess Peach: Hooray!

Voldermort: Silence! *blasts her again with his wand.*

Princess Peach: Ahhhhhh! *disappears completely*

Mr. Darcy: But if you didn't run over Sky, who did you?

R2D2: *wheels by- battered and broken* *mournfully* beep!

Voldermort: That's no fair! You have another Star Wars character! I'm outnumbered! *waves want- Hermione Granger appears* Now it's a fair fight!

Ron Weasely: But you had me, remember?

Voldermort: Don't make me hurt you.

Indiana Jones: THERE IS NO FIGHT! This is about SKY, remember?!?!?!?!?!

Princess Peach: *now only consisting as a disattatched voice* Go find him, you dolts!

Voldermort: HOW DOES SHE KEEP COMING BACK?!?!

Obi-Won-Kenobi: She's right! R2-D2, you're with me! We have to find him before he does!

Voldermort: No problem! Hermione!

Hermione: No! I'm not working for you!

Voldermort: Here's five dollars.

Hermione: I'm all yours.

Obi-Won-Kenobi: Onward!

Voldermort: Raaaaaaah!

Indiana Jones: *after a long pause* I mean, I know I'm a car, but do you still think I can take Willie to the prom?

Mr. Darcy: ...

Princess Peach: ...

Ron Weasely: Sure!

Will Voldermort find Sky and destroy him before Obi-Won-Kenobi can save him? Will Princess Peach, Ron Weasely, and Indiana Jones ever be restored to their original form? Who is better- fantasy or sci-fi? Tune in next "week"! Bye!

Well, I Promised Didn't I?

IF YOUR READING THIS RIGHT NOW- STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING AND GO FILL OUT THE POLL OF THE WEEK (AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE)!!!!!!! ONLY ONE MORE DAY LEFT!!!!!

Okay guys, i promised i'd report back to you...so, here it is! i haven't got a lot to say actually. Erm... to fill the space i'll giv u a picture, a link, a question, a statement, and a knock-knock joke. It'll b a CJ original!


'Kay. Picture part first. I started out with a plain moon, right? (see above) then i made THOSE. Eh? Eh? Took me about 2 minutes, but ain't they so cool? Tell me, which one do u like bttr?

Alright, alright, moving on. Here's the link. Click on it to get a post from Cake Wrecks. Cake Wrecks is a blog about cakes that go very, very badly. Sounds lame right? That's what i thought too. UNTIL i read that post i hav on the link.

LOL.

Question: If you were stranded on an island in the middle of an ocean, with nothing, what would you ask for to pass the time? (food, water, cellphones, r not an option.) (im sorry, this isn't very original, but it's all i got!) (and CamoLambo-- PLEEZ PLEEZ PLEEZ PLEEZ PLEEZ don't say Brandon Flowers!!!!!!!)

Statement: Peeplet in french means chatterbox. Peeplet! Peeplet! That's adorable!

What's next? Knock-knock joke? Uurgh. Fine. Okay, here goes:

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth or no panth- I'm going thwimming!

budumTSH!

Good? No? Fine then! Let's see if you guys can think of a bttr knock knock joke! Winner gets an honorary mention on this blog!

Personally, i felt it was quite good for a knock-knock joke.

I Feel Like I Just Ran a Mile

My arms are achy, and my cheeks feel flushed. But that doesn't matter because....

(oh, you know this is going to be good)

dunnnndunnnnndunnDUNNNNNNN!

I finished my essay! Phew! That was a tough one. My tongue feels swelled, like iv been talking too much, and I'm all out of breath. It's not perfect yet, but im going to make all the adjustments in like a sec (or you know, few hours) because i am POOPED from all that. Working nonstop for 'bout 3 hours really takes it out of you, iddn't it so?

My mum is calling me for dinner. I'll come back later with some more blogging, but for now i think im going to go sleep in my food.

Oh! Before i forget- Sweettropic! We miss you! Get well soon! ^_^

And You Thought I Wuz Over It...

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Bad French, Broken Hands, and an Elvis Presely Impersonation

Salut! Il fait beau: le ciel bleu, mais tres tres tres froid! Je n'aime pas froid! Je deteste. Moi, BOFF. Il fait froid = moi, boff. Non, non-- il fait froid = moi, PAS TERRIBLE.

translation:

Yo! It's beautiful out, the sky is blue, but it's really really really cold! I don't like cold! I despise. Me is UNHAPPY. Cold = unhappy me. No, no-- the cold = AWFUL me.

Okay, sorry for the bad french. I forgot how to say "because", and the computer wouldn't let me do accents. :( Normally, i would spend more time trying to improve the french, but right now i have a more important issue.

The issue is: Man! That is one fishstickin'* good hand! (here's a close up):

And, by good i mean interesting. Obviously.

I found this on a whiteboard @ my school. I hav suspicions that my science teacher did it. He's just like that.
I know, I know, i wont neglect the fact that you're all wondering y i am posting a picture of a lopsided hand that was mindlessly doodled onto a white-board in 1 minute. Im sorry if u don't find it interesting. But it's my blog. *sticks out tongue* :P

(it's great to b in charge!!!!!)

anyway, iv been crusing about to see some other ppl's blogs. about a quarter of them r in spanish. an eighth and a smidge r about married ladies, housework, and blahblahblah blah. (oh and the other half r deserted.) The leftover part r actually cool blogs, blogs like Rice Candy, etc. that post pictures/artwork.
i hav been missing out apparently. with so many blogs using cameras to upload images that they've taken to make a blog more interesting, i feel like a loner. All my images i got from google image search. UNTIL NOW.

Yes, I, COCO JUNIPER, the great, the wise, the noble, the crazy (wait- did i say that outloud?), and the smarticle, has used A CAMERA, to make her blog more interesting.


*bows* thank you, thank you very much. (Elvis Presely, 195...)

In the future, if i see anything especially eye-catching i will try my best to take a picture of it and post it up here. So stay tuned!!!

On one last note: here's another picture i took.










it's blurry, but it's supposed to look something like this --->







*so what i say fishstickin'? I'm an individual. Luv me. (erm, jk)

Read On, My Good Ol' Readahs.

If you remember, i once rambled on how i do not like clothes from Abercrombie, Hollister, etc. due to the lack of creativity.So, what i DO like to wear is often a mix of tee/sweatshirt/jeans/sneakers. Basic, it may sound, until u actually see what KIND of tees/sweatshirts i wear. I like them bold, bright, and AWESOME (the definition of 'awesome' in this case being bold and bright.) I wear stuff cool and unique (and usually with a black knit hat). So, using my incredible taste in fasion, i created a teeshirt line for some people i know, based off their style/personality with a touch of coco juniper power. Enjoy:

First is my brother Lizic. His style is super, weirdly hard to put down on a T-shirt, so cut me some slack here. in the end, i got so desperate that i used the Ghostbusters poster. This isn't very awesome of me, though, seeing as Lizic doesn't actually care at all about Ghostbusters. The fact that my family owns the soundtrack CD is coincidental. So, sadly, im sorry Lizic that i don't hav a proper shirt for u.

But ghosts r hip, right? Down with all the little peeps? Shyeah!

(Le sigh....)

Since im getting tired of writing (so soon, i know) i'll make this quicker. This one if for my other brother Bramble.

Why?

Why do ya think?

This one is for Saffy. I didn't do any commentary on this one, because i didn't think it would b necessary.

Isn't it so COOL?

This one is to Pebbles. Pebbles was a tough one. Finally though, i settled by putting down her favorite animal, surrounding it by pretty lime stars, and writing "I WILL ROCK YOU" down the middle.

I like it, myself, but the jury's still out. What do you think Pebbles? Eh?

This one is for DFM. Im sorry if it's a little hard to read, but just so you know it says "if looks could kill" in red letters.

'Nuff said.

Cheers to CamoLambo, in this one. Being me, it's hard not to let ur creativity get away with your work, and remember it's actually meant for someone. I'm not entirely sure what her reaction is, though i can guess that she'll be disappointed to have anything less than below:

<--- if u don't know, that's Brandon Flowers from The Killers. But seriously, if u read her blog u should know that by now. Come on guys! Get with the program!

This one is for Sweettropic and iPink. This was another very very hard one. In the end, i came across this wicked awesome toaster and im like "Oh. Okay!!!" So, here's Sweettropic and iPink's.

Sick'n'Nasty!!!!

Here's Synchro's. And, if u don't get it- Synchro as in Synchro swimming. So, the background is pool water. *nods earnestly*

I like it. Really, i do.

So, you can see, my taste in shirts. Cool. While we're talking bout shirts, i just wanta say:

I spent like an entire mall trip looking around for this shirt ----->

(a girl can wear a tough guys wear pink shirt, right? yeah, yeah, course.) I could never find it, it's nowhere.

Any ideas? Cuz iv got nothing.