Not Going To Happen

I liek my horoscopes. I know the segments pulled out of low-funded newspapers written by middle-aged women on a sunday afternoon while drinking tea are fakeish. They look over common qualities that the horoscope has (such as scorpio = sarcastic) and make up something to go along with it (you will tell a sarcastic joke.)
Now i liek horoscopes, okay. I think they're cool and personal and unique. I leik being a libra, and i wuz looking around for some little flash toy i could put up on my blog that represents that. I was deeply disappointed.

1) Out of liek 50 different flash toys for horoscopes, only two were Libras. TWO!!!! What, are we not like cool enough or anything? *death glare*
2) and the two of them that were there were terrible. Observe:

Not too bad. But the zebra stripes and the pink? Not working.

You can't put that up on the web and expect it to not be provoking. I have much tolerance for this type of stuff, but man buttocks representing the most balanced of all horoscopes? I'm not okay with that. Plus, it's sexist. Though it's mostly the man buttocks.

I'm telling you guys- not going to happen.

So, if you know where i can get a good libra horoscope thing to put up, you'd tell me right? Thanx guys, i appreciate it.