Awkward Dance Game

this is a random announcement that i thought would b kinda fun. this is a game u can play whenevr ur w/ a big group of friends (or mayb they're not friends- whatever) and ur all bored. It's called...well actually it doesn't really HAVE a name so we'll just call it 'AWKWARD DANCE GAME". now, i'm not particularily a fan of dance, but this is still such a fun game 2 play if u feel like goofing off, laffing hard, showing-off, pointing at someone and yelling "HAHA!", or r ready 2 wipe the floor w/ some friendly (hopefully friendly anyway) competition. there r many alternatives 2 this game so feel free 2 change it a little 2 ur liking.

HOW TA PLAY:

1) pick a caller (in this case we'll just pretend it's u)
2) pick 1 of ur friends or ppl and hav them step 4ward.
3) imagine an awkward situation or a strange occurence.
4) pick a song and turn it on. (if u don't hav a CD player or anything w/ u then ask the audience 2 sing it, or just skip this.)
5) ask the person u picked on 2 come up w/ a dance based on the awkward situation u came up w/. 4 example-- say u picked "a baboon on a rollercoaster". The picked person would try to imitate a baboon on a rollercoaster while keeping beat w/ the music that's playing and maybe trying 2 prevent herself/himself from looking like an idiot (that would b tricky).
6) laff
7) ask audience 2 rate the dancer out of 5 stars based on how funny it was, how creative/original it was, and the appeal of it (meaning- would u do this dance they made up at the next school dance?)
8) do it ovr w/ different ppl, and different awkward situations. c who gets the best rating!(o and don't 4get 2 change the caller now and again)

another 1 is the "AWKWARD SINGING GAME", it's basically the same thing except they hav 2 SING the awkward situation by putting it in2 a song. u can even hav it so that the audience has 2 guess what the situation is, making it kindof like sharades except w/ music. we recommend any of the following topics 4 the awkward situations but try 2 make up ur own:

1) there's a fire, but the fire extinguisher has run out.
2) godzilla is attacking the city
3) your on an airplane that seems 2 enjoy doing a lot of nosedives.
4) you're the bull in the rodeo
5) it's raining gummy worms
6) a reenactment of the REVOLUTIONARY WAR
7) you're a chipmunk on a motorcycle

don't 4get 2 leav lots of comments if u think of a bttr topic, u hav a question, or u hav an even bttr game. ;)