Spongebob Sings! (Nobody Saw That Coming...)

Spongebob sings! Wow, who would hav thought?! Anyway, i am going 2 giv a tribute 2 Spongebob b4 i hav 2 leav 4 camp, so listen up!

Spongebob Sings: The F.U.N. Song! This song symbolizes the fake friendship btwn Spongebob- an optomistic idiot- and Plankton -a evil midgit- when Spongebob pities Plankton aftr his many failed attempts 2 recieve the "Krabby Patty Formula!" "It's obnoxious!" my friend Saffy explains 2 us aftr i tried singing The F.U.N. Song 2 her. Well, she does hav a point u know- it IS obnoxious. O well. C below 3 three different verses 2 The F.U.N. Song.

"F stands 4 friends who do stuff 2gether, U stands 4 u and me! N is for anytime and anywhere at all- down here in the deep blue sea!"

"F stands 4 fire that burns down the whole town, U stands for uranium....BOMBS! N is for no survivors...!"

"F is 4 frolic in all the flowers, U is ukulele! N is for nose picking, chewing gum, sand licking- down here w/ my best buddy!"

Spongebob Sings: Striped Sweater! This hit (or not so hit) single revolutionized songs everywhere (or at least in my classroom). This terrible song wuz a dream blockbuster 2 fellow 6th (now 7th) graders in my S.S. class and, of course, they just HAD 2 break out in song! Pleez acknowledge the lyrics 2 Spongebob's 'Striped Sweater'.

"The best time 2 wear a striped sweater...is all the time! The 1 w/ the striped turtleneck...that's the kind!"

Then of course, in the newer episodes, Spongebob sang lots of other songs 2, these a little more choreographed (but none the less stupid). Unfortunetly (or fortunetly 2 u) i will not b sharing any of these other songs as my brain is already throbbing from 'striped sweater'. The point is, Spongebob haz been called many things. By Darkheart he has been called "stupid" and by Bramble Juniper he has been called "awesome", but 1 thing is certain...Spongebob can't sing! But he can make carrides pass by a lot more quickly, and givs u a headache in, like, nothing- flat!