Bad Conversation Starterz

Remember that time u were at a party and u didn't know any1 there? Or mayb ur the new kid at school or perhaps ur on vacation in a strange place? Whatever. I'm sure all of u must hav had this situation b4, or 1s similar to it- a situation where u don't know any of the ppl there and u want 2 start a conversation w/ them. Now, i don't want 2 lecture u all about good wayz 2 start a conversation w/ some1 u don't know, bcuz that would b LAME and BORING. so, instead, i am going 2 list 10 of the wayz u DON'T want 2 start a conversation w/ some1.

1) Is that a huge wart on ur nose?
2) Okay, so b sure 2 giv me ALL of the digits in ur social security number...
3) wonderful weather we're having.
4) Your shirt...? Did u steal our doormat?!
5) I GET DA LIMO OUT FRONT! WOOOAA-OOH! EVERY STYLE EVERY SHOE EVERY...
6) i hate u.
7) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
8) Catch me!
9) Is it true that u were raised by chimps?
10) E EQUALS M C SQUARE!

so NEVR say any of those things 2 some1 when u first meet them...then again u really shouldn't say that 2 any1 no mattr what...well, except 4 number 7. becuase sometimes number 7 is just so necessary (just don't b surprised if the person thinks ur a freak! ;) )
***If u hav an even WORSE conversation starter then b sure 2 comment and if u disagree w/ any of them then don't b shy 2 open up!