Emos: Bad Chicken Joke Wannabes

Why did the emo chicken cross the road?
Why do you care, you don't understand it.

OKAY IM BACK. I know you missed me, I haven't posted in two days. I promise I will tell you about my laserquest experiance, and give you the winner of the Youtube contest a while back, and even tell you about the parade i went to see with Pebbles. (Hi pebbles!) But, right now I want to focus on EMOS.

Okay, about a year ago I had no idea what an emo was.

And i remember DFM having this really random conversation, something about "oh yeah, emos are cool, i want to be an emo." Something like that, it doesn't really matter.

And I hear EMO but my brain gets this big picture of an EMU (and if u don't know what an emu is, you're lame, go google it.) (no im kidding, you're all so rad.). And i'm thinking "What the fish, y is she talking about this big bird thing?" So i ask her what an emo is.

And she's like: @_@ Who are you, you don't know what an emo is!!!! 0.0 *gasp*

And i say, "no seriously, what is it? just tell me!"

And after going into shock, she finally tells me that emo stands for "emotionally imbalanced."

And, I'm just like OK. What's the big deal? So what if they have a problem? I didn't think it mattered.

But now emo is THE THING. It's now cool to be emo.

It's like the biggest label there is now. Do you ever see this happen?

You: Eurgh, iv been having a really bad day.
Person: Shut up, are you like going emo or something?

You: Hey, I've bought this really cool shirt...
Person: What, are you kidding, it's so emo!
You: What?
Person: It's ALL black, u don't see that? You should go for a lighter shade, or else everyone will think you're going all emo.

Person: Did you hear? *Name Inserted Here* Is going emo!
You: What?
Person: Yeah, she was wearing all black and I go up to her to ask her you know, 'watz up' and she completely snaps at me, y'know? She's like all "shut up" like all in my face. So now she's like officially emo.

Person: Ugh...I'm bored. I think I want to be emo today.

and there's more.....

Okay, what's the big deal? Why does going emo such a big deal? Why? It makes you all "mysterious", right? Or are you just fed up with everyghing? Or maybe bored? Is being all messed up now cool? Emos are just bad chicken joke wannabes, is basically what I'm saying.

Person: Ew. I hate life.
Girl: Ohhhhh, you are sooooooo emo! *flutter eyelids*

It doesn't even matter if you're wearing a pink Abercrombie shirt, or you're running around with bows in your hair. Everyone can be "emo".

It's really stupid.

and you know what? i'm not really sure what I'm talking about..... so, this post is garbage. I just needed something to write about and then i heard that chicken joke, and i guess that brought back memories.... hm.

'kay wanna hear my own joke???

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emo.
Emo Who-
SHUT UP I'M EMO

heehee, 'till later bloggers.