It's summer vacation and you're taking a luxurious air-line cruise with your family to the Bahamas. Coincidentally, you happen to sit next to Billy Ray Cyrus (Miley Cyrus' father.) What would you say to him?
This is what i'd say.
Me: So...You're Billy Ray Cyrus?
Bill: Yup.
Me:...nice...um, i hear you used to have a mullet.
Bill: Yup.
Me:...so, umm, did you enjoy having a mullet?
Bill: Leave me alone, kid.
Me: no, no, i don't mean to be bothering you. I just wondered. I mean...wow, you're Billy Ray Cyrus. The mullet man!
Bill: Excuse me, but i have many other qualities too. Like music...
Me: mullet
Bill: singing...
Me: mullet
Bill: guitar...
Me: mullet
Bill: country...
Me: mullet
Bill: Look, lady, what do you want from me?!
Me: Can I have your autograph?
Bill: *grumbling* Gawsh dang kids these days *more grumblings*, okay, where do you want me to sign it?
Me: how 'bout on this sick bag?
Bill: *still grumbling* Okay...
Me: No!
Bill: What?!
Me: Stop! Not like that!
Bill: What?! *angry now*
Me: No, no! Sorry. Didn't mean to make you mad. ...Er...you can sign it, "to Coco, from Mullet Man" please.
Bill: That's it! *rips up sick bag*
Me: *shocked* you...you are one meeeeeean celebrity.
Bill: Leave me alone!
Me: Okay, but if i feel woozy, i'm using your sick-bag.
Bill: That's it. *puts in ear-plugs* Good-night, kid!
Me: ...sorry...sir
Bill: *grumblings*
Me: i hate your daughter by the way. Hannah Montana.
Bill: *grumbles*
Me: that's what i thought.
I asked my friends what they'd do. DFM conjured up a particularily violent scene. Umm, i won't go into that.
You're taking the bus to New York, and you happen to pick a passanger's seat next to Barack Obama. It's the day before the inaugeration. What would you say to him?
This is me:
Me: *surprised* Obama!
Obama: What!? *jumps*
Me: sorry, didn't mean to surprise you.
Obama: no, no, i wasn't surprised. It's alright. What's your name?
Me: Oh, I'm Coco. And I know who you are, um, obviously.
Obama: *chuckles* Well, hello Coco.
Me: I just want to say, I'm really looking forward to the inaugeration.
Obama: that's great.
Me: I really hope you do great.
Obama: you're pretty unusual for a teenager. What are your hobbies?
Me: um, movie-making, blogging....
Obama: you have a blog?
Me: yes, cocojuniper.blogspot.com
Obama: I used to blog when I was young.
Me: Really?
Obama: *chuckles* yes...i don't know if i was as good as you.
Me: wow. What was it called? Your blog?
Obama: um, chuckles101 or something or another, .blogspot.com
Me: ...
Obama: pretty strange to be hearing that from someone that's about to be a president tommorow, eh?
Me: I won't lie- it's very strange.
Obama: Heh, well you'll have to remember that despite me being the president, i'm still a citizen deep inside. A little boy of 14- Chuckles he was called by his peers- from hawaii.
Me: yes, oh! this is my stop. Thank you, mr. president, sir.
Obama: Nice talking to you Coco.
Me: Yes...just one thing...how did you get the nickname "Chuckles?"
Obama: ...
Me: personal?
Obama: very
Me: Okay...bye then.
Obama: bye
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3 comments:
Very...interesting, Coco!
How do you add pictures from your camera to your blog? I know you told me, but I forgot. I took a picture of the Killers drawing you did.
i wuz bored....
ummm, if u have the- wassit called?- USB cable, that you can plug from your digital camera into the computer. Then...um, this thing should pop up....
when u hav it saved onto your computer, as a picture file or whatever, choose create "new post" upload picture, and then you're done. ^_^ it's really simple, really.
hahahaha so funny!
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