Two muffins are in an oven. One says "wow, it's hot in here!" The other one says, "Holy crow, a talking muffin!" If you were a muffin in an oven what would you say? No, don't bother. I've already got it!
Livie: Blueberry? You can do so better than that!
Camo: Hey, have you ever heard of Brandon Flours? *budumTSH*
Sweet: *singing* Cuz I'm burnin' up...burnin' up, for you baby!
The Human Fish: Does it count as cannibalism if you eat yourself?
Pebbles: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Volleyball Player: I don't know.
Pebbles: Because it was DEAD! Harharharharhar!
Camo: ?
Livie: ?
Sweet: ?
Volleyball Player: ?
Coco: Hahahahahaha!
DFM: Oh, I got one! What happened to the magical tractor?
Livie: Uh...it turned into a field?
Sweet: Wait, what does this have to do with muffins?
Pebbles: What do we have to do with muffins?
Camo: I'm hungry.
Coco: Don't even think about it.
Volleyball Player: Okay, one last one: Why did the tomatoe blush?
The Human Fish: Oh, I know this! It saw the salad dressing!
Camo: *stomach growls*
Volleyball Player: I don't think this will end well.
Pebbles: Want to ditch this gig and become donuts?
Sweet: Aww, but I like being a muffin! They're so sweet!
Camo: *stomach growls louder*
Coco: Why did the chicken cross the road?
The Human Fish: Okay, we are SO done with that.
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6 comments:
comment like u mean it!
i luv mine :) of course i have the joke that no one laughs too (jk) :)
teehee tat waz funny
stupid word verification- takin me forever to post this!1
Comment like you mean it? Is that a Killers refference?!
Anyay, cool post! But, why was my stomach constantly growling?
It was a killers reference?
because you were hungry. idk. I was bored....
And Pebbles, I thought your joke was the funniest out of them all, personally!
Heehee dead monkey.
thanks guys!
Yeah, The Killers have a song called "Smile Like You Mean It".
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